a/n: written by mi friend and me... shez probally going to kill me for putting this up but i was bored... forgive me! any who warning: extreamly stupid and there's a slash , a.k.a. boy on boy action? well... therell be more l8r.. mi fingers are numb... stupid a.c... what ever on with the story!
Disclaimer: we do not own harry potter, cos if we did tonks would not be with remus, sirius would not be dead, and remus and sirius would be living happily in a cottoge in the middle of no where(not rly)... and dont forget to mention that fred would not have died.
She wrote what is in bold and i wrote the itallics. :) have fun.
EDIT: 8/31/10 OK OK so I went back and corrected (most) of the spelling errors xD so sorry if i missed any...
Remus was sitting in his favorite chair by the fireplace, reading, when James and Sirius fell out of the portrait hole, tripping over one another and laughing hysterically.
"Where were u guys? What's so funny?" he said
They took one look at him and sobered up quickly.
" Well u see moony its really rather a funny story" James said, looking nervous about something Then suddenly, out of no where Fred falls out of the floor and yells
"I didn't die! Ha-ha!" Then gets swallowed by the wall.
"What the hell guys? Who the hell was that?" Remus demanded.
"Oh but u see Remus dear" Sirius started
"It was the evil demon of the west! He has come to eat us all whole!" James yelled dramatically "save us Moony!'
Remus rushed over to them and looked them over, checking to see that they weren't sick, finally he asked " what the hell are u guys on!"
"Crack" Sirius stated simply, with James nodding behind him. Remus stared at them for a while, and then turned around to go back to reading.
"Why does this happen every night?" They simply stared at him for a second and then looked at each other. They glanced at one another, nodded, and jumped on Remus.
"Moony, please don't be mad! I loooooooooooooove u!" Sirius wailed
"and now why would I be mad?" he asked looking at each boy, who and managed to each find a spot to perch themselves on him.
" Your not mad? Oh ok then. Good night..." James said Remus thawked him with his book.
"I was being sarcastic"
"Aww moony! Don't be like that." Sirius complained.
"Yeah "James interjected, " do u really want to no what we were doing he stared at each of them in turn and then sight walking past them up to the dorms. ' wait moony, where ya goin, take me with you, please. I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" at that point Lily walked into the room.
She stared at them as Sirius followed Remus up the steps.
"Evans, wait for me!" James cried
"I'm not going anywhere, Potter, and even if I was why would I wait for you?"
" Evans wait don't go… Evans, c'mon, Evans wait, Lily wait!" James hurtled after her. He slipped down the steps of the girl's dorm. He could hear lily's laughter float down from her dorm room.
Meanwhile up in the boy's dorm, Remus and Sirius were having the following conversation:
"Moony, did you know you talk in your sleep?" Remus looked over at Sirius, dumbfounded.
" No I don't. If I did what do u think I said?"
"You totally answer questions and stuff!' Remus raised an eyebrow
"Answers questions and stuff?' Remus said rising his eyebrow "well what did I say?"
"Well.. hmm… stuff like .. er..." Sirius felt his face flush as Remus smirked at him.
"Well Sirius what did I say? More importantly what did u say?" Remus was enjoying this. Sirius had started to cough uncontrollably out of shear embarrassment. Sirius's reaction made Remus wonder what he must have sed. what could cause his normally cool friend to act like this. Then Sirius kisses Remus. This surprised Remus so much he fell off the bed
"Oh my god what are u doing Sirius" sitting up he, Sirius could see Remus was as red as Lily's hair
"Ummm... last time I checked that was called kissing... but I could be wrong."
"I'm serious. Why did you do that" Remus questioned
"No I'm Sirius." He said rolling his eyes. "And I did it because I saw that unicorn and he told me to fly down the rainbow if wisdom which leads over the cloud of knowledge where the lepercon told me to."
" Sirus! Don't lie! Tell me! Does this have something to do with the sleep talking" he asked.
"Yes, but I wasn't lying"
"About what?"
"About my adventureee! Crazy things happen when your on crack" Remus buried his head in the pillow and said in a muffled voice.
" go to sleep and leave me alone. I don't want to know"
Sirius stared at him then shrugged and snuggled up next to Remus. "Moony!" he whined. he snuggled closer. Now Remus was starting to have a slight feeling of awkwardness. Sirius, completely oblivious to Remus's discomfort, fell asleep next to the werewolf.
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-gigi
