Product recall...There's always a reason

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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The state of Lawrence vs. Smiley-Dip Corp.

Was a long and brutal case.

But the State won and Smiley-Dip Corp declared bankruptcy and it's product was recalled.

The official story was that the main problem was it's hallucinogen properties...but the truth is...it had a far more...'unsavory' side effect...

...

well...this is awkward. Thought both a flustered Dipper and a flustered Wendy as they looked into each others eye's...having just woken up naked inside Dippers bed mere moments ago...

...And they weren't the only one's-

GAH!

Screamed both a mortified Mabel and Pacifica as they jumped naked out of Mabel's bed.

Dipper's eye's widen. "THAT'S IT MABEL! WERE BURNING THAT SMILEY-DIP!" No one argued...

...a week latter...

A queasy Dipper knocks on the bathroom Door. "Mabel, what are you doing in there?" Mabel groaned. "Dipper, I can't get (barf) out. I'm (barf) sick."

Dipper also groans. "I need to get in there (barfs in garbage can) I'm also sick"...

Little did they know; both Wendy and Pacifica were exhibiting similar symptoms...

It wouldn't be until later that they would learn the horrid truth about Smiley-Dip...

How it warped not only one's mind...but the body as well...making all equal...to the consequences of unprotected sex...especially when the twin Chromosome is involved...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

AN: Let me be clear: THERE WILL BE NO MabelxPacifica Shipping! They will become good friends; that's it!

This was a story suggestion by adventuremaker16

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