A/N : Me: Hey rebels! So I'm starting a new story. The Flock get Facebook! Don't be mad if it stinks because I don't know anything about Facebook so yeah.
Iggy: You're forgetting something
Me: No I'm not...
Iggy: Say it.
Me: But it hurts.
Iggy: Book nerd.
Me: Fine. I. I DONT OWN MAXIMUM RIDE! JAMES PATTERSON DOES! Happy?
Iggy: Yes.
Me: Can we go to CandyLand now?
Iggy: Yes.
Me: While we are at CandyLand I'll let the story play!
STORY STARTS
Facebook Profile
Name: Max. Duh.
Age: 14 ish.
Birthday: Uhhhh a date.
Job: Superhero. I save the world.
Hobbies: Killing Erasers, Playing Pool, Kissing Fang, and saving the world.
Appearance: Dirty Blonde or Brown (JP MAKE UP YOUR MIND) hair, brown unbarfed chocolate eyes, tan, tall, combat boots, grey T-shirt, and black sweatpants. Wait why do you even need to know this?!
Status: Just finished cooking... turned out great. Note the sarcasm. I know what I'll give the Flock for a punishment if they're bad...
Comments:
IggyTheAwesome: WHY WERE YOU IN THE KITCHEN?!
Max: Because I can be.
IggyTheAwesome: I TOOK AWAY YOUR KITCHEN PRIVILEGES AFTER THE BROWNIE INCIDENT!
Max: Hey! I thought it said sauce!
IggyTheAwesome: How can you mix up sauce and milk?! And I thought I was the blind one!
Fang: How can you even type Ig?
IggyTheAwesome: I'm not.
GazzyTheGrey: I am!
Max: Gazzy! You're too young for Facebook! And why are you The Grey?
GazzyTheGrey: Hey! Don't judge. I'm on a Lord Of The Rings kick...
Fang: No offense but how do you know how to spell all these words?
GazzyTheGrey: Spell check helps. A lot.
Angel: Hi! *smiles sweetly*
Max: Aww even online you're adorable!
GazzyTheGrey: How come you yelled at me for being too young for Facebook and not Angel?!
Angel: *stares at Gazzy* I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING HER BELIEVE WE NEED ICE CREAM GAZ! YOU RUINED IT! *goes to find Barney and team up with him to torture Gazzy*
Gazzy: ...O.o I'm gonna update my status to Scared now...
Nudge: ZOMG! HEY GUYS LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ALL HERE AND ALL HAVE FACEBOOK LIKE LOL I FOUND OUT THAT ANGEL MADE CELESTE AND TOTAL A FACEBOOK TOO! THATS TOO FUNNY! LIKE HAHAHAHAHA! ROFL! AND ZOMG I JUST FOUND THE CUTEST NAIL POLISH EVER! I LOVE IT!
IggyTheAwesome: How is it possible for my ears to be bleeding when I don't even hear her.
Max: Its twice the pain for me. NUDGE YOU DON'T NEED TO SPEAK EVERY WORD YOU TYPE!
Fang: He he. I already have 400 likes on my page and I just made it yesterday.
GazzyTheGrey: Yeah because you advertised your page on your blog!
Fang: ...no.
Max: Then why are all these FANGirls here?
Fang: What FANGirls?
FANGirls: Aww that picture of Max and you on your dresser is adorable Fang!
Fang: WHAT?! *runs to window* Why are there several girls outside my window huddled over a computer?!
FANGirls: *rolls eyes* Look at our user Fang. You can figure it out.
Fang: CREEPS!
FANGirls: Give us your shoe and we'll leave... for now.
Fang: FREAKS!
FANGirls: Calling us names only makes us happy that you're talking to us Fangles.
Max: HEY HEY HEY! THATS MY NICKNAME FOR HIM! *grabs Fang's shoes and chucks at FANGirls* LEAVE!
FANGirls: Bye.
GazzyTheGrey: *chuckles nervously* Has anyone seen Angel?
Nudge: I just saw her talking to a dinosaur outside! Like ZOMG he looked a lot like Barney and Barney creeps me out actually Barney's more freaky than Dora and Dora has that football head like when I first saw Dora I thought that squirrel was gonna take off her head and chuck it at the fox! ZOMG! WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!
GazzyTheGrey: Angel was talking to a dinosaur. I'm dead. Iggy I want you to have everything.
Max: Gee thanks Gazzy. Glad to know you care.
IggyTheAwesome: Thanks Gaz. You're the best.
Angel: *smiles creepily* We're coming Gazzy.
A/N Me: Yeah I know it stinks. But the stench hypnotizes you to review so hit that button and type words! PLEASE! Or I'll send Iggy after you.
Iggy: Rawr.
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