A/N : Me: Hey rebels! So I'm starting a new story. The Flock get Facebook! Don't be mad if it stinks because I don't know anything about Facebook so yeah.

Iggy: You're forgetting something

Me: No I'm not...

Iggy: Say it.

Me: But it hurts.

Iggy: Book nerd.

Me: Fine. I. I DONT OWN MAXIMUM RIDE! JAMES PATTERSON DOES! Happy?

Iggy: Yes.

Me: Can we go to CandyLand now?

Iggy: Yes.

Me: While we are at CandyLand I'll let the story play!

STORY STARTS

Facebook Profile

Name: Max. Duh.

Age: 14 ish.

Birthday: Uhhhh a date.

Job: Superhero. I save the world.

Hobbies: Killing Erasers, Playing Pool, Kissing Fang, and saving the world.

Appearance: Dirty Blonde or Brown (JP MAKE UP YOUR MIND) hair, brown unbarfed chocolate eyes, tan, tall, combat boots, grey T-shirt, and black sweatpants. Wait why do you even need to know this?!

Status: Just finished cooking... turned out great. Note the sarcasm. I know what I'll give the Flock for a punishment if they're bad...

Comments:

IggyTheAwesome: WHY WERE YOU IN THE KITCHEN?!

Max: Because I can be.

IggyTheAwesome: I TOOK AWAY YOUR KITCHEN PRIVILEGES AFTER THE BROWNIE INCIDENT!

Max: Hey! I thought it said sauce!

IggyTheAwesome: How can you mix up sauce and milk?! And I thought I was the blind one!

Fang: How can you even type Ig?

IggyTheAwesome: I'm not.

GazzyTheGrey: I am!

Max: Gazzy! You're too young for Facebook! And why are you The Grey?

GazzyTheGrey: Hey! Don't judge. I'm on a Lord Of The Rings kick...

Fang: No offense but how do you know how to spell all these words?

GazzyTheGrey: Spell check helps. A lot.

Angel: Hi! *smiles sweetly*

Max: Aww even online you're adorable!

GazzyTheGrey: How come you yelled at me for being too young for Facebook and not Angel?!

Angel: *stares at Gazzy* I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING HER BELIEVE WE NEED ICE CREAM GAZ! YOU RUINED IT! *goes to find Barney and team up with him to torture Gazzy*

Gazzy: ...O.o I'm gonna update my status to Scared now...

Nudge: ZOMG! HEY GUYS LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ALL HERE AND ALL HAVE FACEBOOK LIKE LOL I FOUND OUT THAT ANGEL MADE CELESTE AND TOTAL A FACEBOOK TOO! THATS TOO FUNNY! LIKE HAHAHAHAHA! ROFL! AND ZOMG I JUST FOUND THE CUTEST NAIL POLISH EVER! I LOVE IT!

IggyTheAwesome: How is it possible for my ears to be bleeding when I don't even hear her.

Max: Its twice the pain for me. NUDGE YOU DON'T NEED TO SPEAK EVERY WORD YOU TYPE!

Fang: He he. I already have 400 likes on my page and I just made it yesterday.

GazzyTheGrey: Yeah because you advertised your page on your blog!

Fang: ...no.

Max: Then why are all these FANGirls here?

Fang: What FANGirls?

FANGirls: Aww that picture of Max and you on your dresser is adorable Fang!

Fang: WHAT?! *runs to window* Why are there several girls outside my window huddled over a computer?!

FANGirls: *rolls eyes* Look at our user Fang. You can figure it out.

Fang: CREEPS!

FANGirls: Give us your shoe and we'll leave... for now.

Fang: FREAKS!

FANGirls: Calling us names only makes us happy that you're talking to us Fangles.

Max: HEY HEY HEY! THATS MY NICKNAME FOR HIM! *grabs Fang's shoes and chucks at FANGirls* LEAVE!

FANGirls: Bye.

GazzyTheGrey: *chuckles nervously* Has anyone seen Angel?

Nudge: I just saw her talking to a dinosaur outside! Like ZOMG he looked a lot like Barney and Barney creeps me out actually Barney's more freaky than Dora and Dora has that football head like when I first saw Dora I thought that squirrel was gonna take off her head and chuck it at the fox! ZOMG! WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

GazzyTheGrey: Angel was talking to a dinosaur. I'm dead. Iggy I want you to have everything.

Max: Gee thanks Gazzy. Glad to know you care.

IggyTheAwesome: Thanks Gaz. You're the best.

Angel: *smiles creepily* We're coming Gazzy.

A/N Me: Yeah I know it stinks. But the stench hypnotizes you to review so hit that button and type words! PLEASE! Or I'll send Iggy after you.

Iggy: Rawr.

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