"Get outta the way, gotta shit!"

The bathroom door banged open—the lock had been broken off years ago—nearly swinging off its hinges as Bobby burst in. Kate slipped in suprise, Jack's arms tightening around her waist and keeping her upright.

The oldest Mercer boy was already planting his ass down on the toilet when Kate finally managed to regain her composure—not as difficult as one would have thought, considering she was naked. Bobby unfolded a newspaper and cleared his throat. "Hope you don't mind the company, dick breath, I really had to let one go, if you know what I mean."

Kate groaned, and Bobby's paper ruffled suddenly in shock. "You in there with Jackie, Katie?" he asked, leaning forward, not that he would be able to see them behind the shower curtain. She exchanged a look with Jack, but he didn't remove his hands from her body and she didn't make any suggestion that he should.

"Yeah, Bobby, I am," she answered, peering out slightly from behind the curtain, only to recoil at the sight of him on the shitter.

"Don't be shy, princess," he laughed. "This ain't the first time I've seen you naked. Remember when I walked in on you and Jackie screwing? Didn't know the little fairy had it in him."

Kate groaned and began rinsing her hair, sharing the shower head with Jack, who was wearing a wide smirk. She grinned at him, flicking his chest. "Well, obviously Jack's not a fairy if he's been with me for, how long? Since high school?"

Bobby laughed again and Kate found herself wondering what this shower session would have been like if he hadn't barged in so abruptly. "Nah, nah, you're probably just one of those, whaddya call 'em? Beards? Yeah, you're a beard."

"Shut up, Bobby," Jack snapped, running his fingers over the flesh of Kate's torso, helping her rinse off the rest of the soap. Despite Bobby still being in the room—and shitting, no less—Kate leaned into Jack, their chests pressing together as she pushed a kiss onto his lips. He reciprocated in the same, tilting her head and planting kisses from her jaw to her collarbone.

"You better not be doing what I think you're doing," Bobby said sternly, his only response being a breathy laugh from Kate. "Come on, you assholes, I'm trapped in here!"

"Should've thought of that before you came in uninvited," Kate sang, linking her arms behind Jack's neck; his mouth found hers and they shared a smile as he added, "Or before you busted the lock when we were kids."

Colorful obscenities followed until Bobby wound up shouting for Angel to get him some toilet paper.