Author's Note: I guess I finally decided to type ANOTHER Kirby fanfic. It's still gonna be about my two favorite Knights: Sword and Blade! This time Meta Knight will play a role in the storyline. I hope you enjoy the story! ;)


Prologue

The stars were twinkling above the great castle of King Dedede. The castle overlooked the sleeping town of the Cappies and the calm ocean beyond. The small town was quiet, but the castle sure wasn't.

"Sword!" shouted King Dedede at the top of his lungs.

Sword, Blade, and Meta Knight were walking through the dark torch-lit hallway when they heard King Dedede's screech. "SWOOOOORD!"

The three knights flinched.

"It better not be something stupid," muttered Sword.

"Knowing King Dedede, I am sure it will," said Meta Knight.

The three knights walked over to King Dedede's chamber and a horrific stench overwhelmed the room. Blade and Meta Knight stepped out of the door, leaving Sword on his own.

"Thanks guys. You sure are a lot of help," grumbled Sword.

"I want you to flush the toilet," ordered King Dedede.

Sword's jaw dropped. "D-do you actually think I'm gonna do that!? I am a knight! Not a dumb servant! Ask one of those dumb Waddle Dees not me!"

"But I asked you to do it! Do you wanna get paid or not!?" retorted King Dedede.

Sword sighed.

He walked into the bathroom. He could hardly breathe through the powerful stench, but he managed to flush the toilet. Suddenly, the toilet water began to rise and the knight quickly grabbed a plunger. He unclogged the toilet and flushed it once again.

"How come you can't do this on your own!" shouted Sword as he exited the bathroom.

"I do not want to dirty my royal hands," said King Dedede. "I am a King, I shouldn't be doing you low-life's work!"

"Look you fat ass penguin! I am tired of you making me do these remedial jobs! It wasn't in my job description! Learn to move your fat ass for once and flush the toilet yourself!" Sword stomped out of the room and slammed the door shut.

Blade was trying to hold back his laughter when he spotted Sword exiting the room.

"Shut up," mumbled Sword as he walked past him and Meta Knight.

"Do not worry Sword. King Dedede may be a terrible ruler, but we have to obey him. It is our duty as knights," reassured Meta Knight. "It is our job to protect those that are in need."

"He's is gonna be in need when I get my hands on him!" shouted Sword.

"Whoa, calm down Sword. You are not the only one who have to do King Dedede's dumb bidding. Just try to keep your cool. Do it for the sake of Dreamland," said Blade.

"Fine...I will try to keep my cool, but if King Dedede is gonna keep giving us dumb duties I am gonna quit"

"If you quit, where are you going to live?" asked Meta Knight.

"Never mind..."

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King Dedede was getting ready to go to be when he heard the window open on its own. The Dreamland King quickly looked at the window, but he was more worried about getting his sleep so he ignored it just as quickly as he saw it. King Dedede grabbed his blanket, but he felt something cold enter his body.

King Dedede froze....

"I am Dark Matter, I will take over your body and rule over this pathetic land. Let's see how much abuse can your citizens and servants can handle."


This is only the prologue. Keep in mind that this is gonna be a humor, but there will be an interesting plot line! ;) I don't know when the next update will be, but I promise it won't be long! Never try to force yourself to take a break from fanfic writing...it does stuff to a person's mind (in my case! XD) Well this is only the prologue so a review is not mandatory, but it will be nice! ;)