DISCLAIMER:I own nothing nor do I make any profit from this.

I had one thought on my mind,

FOOD.

Yummy, delicious, tasty, fooooood.

I can smell it cooking as I follow my nose through the woods, phasing, pulling on my shorts, jogging to the front door.

So close.

I can taste it.

Drool travels down my chin.

So good.

I open the door preparing to sit down to delicious, tasty, scrumptious

Foooooo

BAM!

What the ?

"Did you just throw a pan at me?"

"Yes." Bella screamed at me.

Dare I ask why and risk another object aimed for my head.

"Why?" I inquire.

I can't decide if it was smart choice or stupid.

Another pan.

Defiantly stupid.

"Would you stop that Bella!"

"No! Get your dirty feet out of MY house!"

What? I look down, indeed they are covered in mud, had it been raining? I turn to look outside, ah yes, rain. I see it clearly now, but my stomach rumbles breaking my musing.

"But, babe, I'm hungry." I whine.

"I don't care, Jacob, you will remove your nasty, muddy, dirty feet out of my house, or so help me and while you're at it, go tell the pack its ready"

I have to share my food?

I open my mouth to object at the thought of sharing.

"Yes, Ma'am"

Comes tumbling out instead.

I'm whipped, but...

I reallyyyy realllllly, wanted that bacon.

AN: I got this idea from watching that commercial for the beggin strips, it made me giggle :)

I'm not sure what rating to put at this if I need to change it please do tell.

Reviews are like the pack showing up at your door. =D