DISCLAIMER:I own nothing nor do I make any profit from this.
I had one thought on my mind,
FOOD.
Yummy, delicious, tasty, fooooood.
I can smell it cooking as I follow my nose through the woods, phasing, pulling on my shorts, jogging to the front door.
So close.
I can taste it.
Drool travels down my chin.
So good.
I open the door preparing to sit down to delicious, tasty, scrumptious
Foooooo
BAM!
What the ?
"Did you just throw a pan at me?"
"Yes." Bella screamed at me.
Dare I ask why and risk another object aimed for my head.
"Why?" I inquire.
I can't decide if it was smart choice or stupid.
Another pan.
Defiantly stupid.
"Would you stop that Bella!"
"No! Get your dirty feet out of MY house!"
What? I look down, indeed they are covered in mud, had it been raining? I turn to look outside, ah yes, rain. I see it clearly now, but my stomach rumbles breaking my musing.
"But, babe, I'm hungry." I whine.
"I don't care, Jacob, you will remove your nasty, muddy, dirty feet out of my house, or so help me and while you're at it, go tell the pack its ready"
I have to share my food?
I open my mouth to object at the thought of sharing.
"Yes, Ma'am"
Comes tumbling out instead.
I'm whipped, but...
I reallyyyy realllllly, wanted that bacon.
AN: I got this idea from watching that commercial for the beggin strips, it made me giggle :)
I'm not sure what rating to put at this if I need to change it please do tell.
Reviews are like the pack showing up at your door. =D
