Palace –vs- Bra

Bra and Marron had just exited a convenience store. Bra's Saiya-jin half has been irking her for the past half hour until she finally gave in and bought a Klondike Bar. Marron, who simply wasn't hungry, bought nothing.

Not three steps out the door, Bra had looked up from her beloved Klondike Bar to spot Palace, the bane of her ever-Goten-loveing existance. She glared at the older girl who walked on unnoticing. Marron rolled her eys. She could care less about Bra's unneccesary antipathy towards Palace. She found it pointless. After all, Bra didn't really know Palace and Palace sure didn't know Bra, but the two girls did have someone in common: Goten.

Goten and Palace have been dating for over a year now and suddenly, Bra, completely out of nowhere, spontaneously decided that she liked Goten. Which is weird because she rarely ever socialized with him, being a generation younger and all, and so different personallity wise; but that didn't matter. She decided it was love and that Goten should belong to her.

Now, Palace was sweet, but very naïve; and Bra knew that. And seeing her stroll by down the street without a care in the world gave birth to an idea. Her eyes flickerd with a premonition of sadistic pleasure.

Marron, catching the glint of evil, sighed. She just knew that Bra had something mean and totally uncalled for up her sleeve. "Don't do it…."

Bra, completely ingoring the woman's advise, pranced over to Palace with a false cheery tone. "Hey, Palace-CHAN." She loudly, sarcastically remarked. Palace quickly turned her head in Bra's direction and none the less smiled, oblivious to Bra's intentions.

Bra held the candy up and Marron just watched on, hoping this would end well. "I've got a Klondike Bar. What would you do for-oh wait. Do you even know how to eat it?" she jeered.

Palace's expression went sober as she gazed upon the food in question. She had never in her life seen, let alone heard of a Klondike Bar. "Hm…?" she wondered. DID she know how to eat it?

Bra loved every minute of this. The woman's blank expression, her long thought induced silence, her hand-to-chin gesture. She even had her head tilted slightly to the side.

Bra decided to tease her even more; not that Palace was aware of the rudeness Bra was showing her. "I'll give you a hint," she sneered, "you don't need spoons."

After what seemed like eternity of Hell to Marron, a short spell of Heavenly bliss to Bra, and a few good minutes to Palace, Palace smiled again which caused Bra to raise an eyebrow, though still smirking.

"Well," Palace finally answered, "I may not know how to eat a Klondike Bar, but I DO know what it's like to be held close in Goten-sama's arms." She stated gleefully with a noticable hint of Pride. She dreamily sighed at the memory; Goten, literally sweeping her off her feet, throwing her into the air as he took out the two assailants that threatened them before gently catching her in his arms.

Bra was not impressed. She growled in an obviously failed attempt at concieling her anger as she unintentionally squished her dear Klondike Bar to the point of nonreconizing.

Marron just sughed. "You so got pwned…."

And that she did. Point: Palace 1/Bra 0

Bra got owned by a girl slower than Goten. OUCH.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters nor the show they are from. And I wish I had a Klondike Bar right about now. ^ ^

Author's note: Please review, even if it's just to say that Bra was harshly out of character. Yes, she was. In truth, Bra has no romantic feelings for Goten. She is, however, a spoiled bitch. I'm just so sick of reading cliché GotenxBra fanfics where everyone is so out of character and Palace is falsely portrayed as an abusive bitch. Honestly; yes, she is naïve, but she really does love Goten. And he is truly happy with her. Not once is it even slightly hinted other wise. And also, Goten is not a pedophile. Why would he go for a little girl half his age, when he allready has a wonderfull woman with a sweet personallity and a purity that could rival his own?

Thank you.