Lil Bandit, I'm Coming for You DISCLAIMER: Lil Bandit, Snake, and other Simpsons characters belong to Fox Entertainment so please don't take action against me. SYNOPSIS Oh yeah, this immediately follows episode 5F06, a day after. Warning: minor profanity.

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Snake was feeling miserable, not to mention hurt, as he lay on his cot. That bald son of a bitch was driving HIS car. And he had given Her REGULAR. She NEEDED premium. Snake always gave Her premium every trip. He couldn't believe his luck. And he was still in stitches, after that jerk had driven her into the Murder House. True, he liked some demolition and the wreckage would have made him cheer but seeing Her overturned had squashed any jubilation he might have had then. He could see it all: the roar of Her engine, the grinding of Her pistons, his screams of agony as he watched that unshaven bastard forcefeed Her with regular gasoline . . . how horrible! Snake was wracked with sorrow, wondering. 'How can he do this? Why? Oh god . . .' He was sobbing. He usually wasn't so weak, but then again he hadn't faced this. Meanwhile, Sideshow Bob stood alongside him. Snake could understand how Bob wouldn't talk to him. He had been lonely ever since his own brother had betrayed him. Then he got back to his sobbing. "Oh, Lil Bandit . . ." "You can stop your weeping for now. She was sent to the impound yard yesterday and into the maximum-protection section." Snake looked up, surprised. "You mean . . . that bastard can't touch Her?" "Unfortunately, Homer Simpson gave the Chief a donut and she's getting forcefed all over again ever since this morning." Soon enough inmates filed complaints about excessive noise from Bob/Snake's cell. Typical of the bureaucracy, these complaints went uninvestigated, as Chief Wiggums was too busy with his donuts to care. Same with the other men in blue.

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The dark figure hid behind the dumpster, an H&K USP Expert in his hand. As it turned out, Sideshow Bob had planned on escaping to take revenge on Bart. When the other prisoners heard why Snake had been 'disruptive,' they pitched in with their bail money to have the warden 'absent at work.' It was a clean getaway, then Sideshow Bob and his cellmate parted ways. Normally Snake have laughed at the ease with which he busted out, but he remembered his goal, and tightened his grip on the trigger ever so more. 'I WILL get you back. Lil Bandit, I'm coming for you.'