Morton's Story

Introduction

Hi I'm King Morton Koopa, well I'm just plain old Morton Koopa now even though I'm pretty young? Well I'm technically 70 but in the body of a 40 year old, more about that later but anyway I'm Bowser's father and this is my life story. I don't know where I came from or my origins but I do know that I must have come from a dimension in hell because I was the living embodiment of evil. I could honestly call myself the devil's spawn.

Just so you can picture what I look like, I am a complete representation of my son. Well technically Bowser's a representation of me that is except I have reasonably dark, brown scales, a light grey shell with twelve spikes, a grey face and I have light grey hair that's a little longer than Bowser's. That's notcoz I'm old either since my hair's always been grey!

My size, strength and intelligent are superior to Bowser's little knowledge and fat, LAZY ATTITUDE! Sorry, getting a bit frustrated…? Well I bet you've heard of the name Morton before, that's probably coz you've heard of Bowser kid, Morton Junior. Well Junior was named after his grandfather, me, because he looks so much like me in ways of color mostly. My talkative grandson inherited my colors so precisely that if I was his age we'd be identical twins but I DON'T have a star shape imprinted on my forehead and I DON'T know why Junior does have one so don't bother wondering coz I ain't gonna tell ya!

Chapter One: Early Days of My Life

Um…? I can remember as far back as when I was five I think? Or was it six, who cares? Anyway strangely enough that was precisely when I was crowned king of the koopas. Now the koopas had always fought against the mushroom kingdom, it was like we were destined to fight each other to the ends of time. Koopas were evil with the bitterest intentions of destroying the mushroom kingdom but their ruler had just been killed in tremendous battle so who would lead them? They looked for a new ruler that they called the evil blood. They were crazy! They said the evil blood would lead them victorious, I guess that was kind of true but I will explain about that more later. Anyway I was the end result of their search. I don't reckon I needed to be called the evil blood though coz the only reason I was throw into royalty was coz I had evolved. I had surpassed every koopa that existed in size, strength and weight and even when I was a kid I was still the biggest, strongest koopa to live? I was special, I guess? A new breed of koopa in the make. Anyway after very small decisions I was rapidly sat on the throne seat with a loyal kingdom at my command.

I didn't actually give my first really important command until I was eight or nine? I usually spent most my time gorging on all the kings luxuries like massages, well cooked and filling dinners, servants licking the dirt and dust off my bare feet, which I enjoyed very much and all day pampering. All of which my lazy ass son receives to this very day even though he says his life's so damn hard! Stupid kid! So when I got off my lazy behind I ordered a full assault on the mushroom kingdom and quickly after preparing an army based souly on koopa troopas we marched swiftly toward the battle grounds.

My castle was and still is very deep in dark land so it took me and my troopas at the least a day and a half to reach our destination since transport like doomships weren't invented and no one knew how to use warp zones in them days? You see, mine and the Mushroom Kingdom's castles were two hundred miles of open land apart from each other where as my son's castle, the one he got build when I died is fifty miles from the Mushroom castle? I talked to Bowser about building a castle so close to enemy territory and he didn't have much to say, in fact at that moment was when I came to the conclusion that Bowser's enemies um… forgot their names? You know them Italian twats? Well I reckon the only reason they succeeded in rescuing the princess was because their journey was so bloody short! The next generations are so damn lazy!

So anyway, before I started waffling about my son again I was talking about being a two hundred mile walk from the Mushroom castle so I guess my soldiers must have been quite worn out before we charged on the mushroom plains…? It was so damn cold and the air was moist, all I could see when I ordered the troopas to attack was the torches held by some of the mushroom soldiers coz it was very dark. I watched on the side lines for a second, I weren't scared, just curious…? I mean that moment in my life was very historic to me. Two life long enemies clashing together in fury…? Hummmm… But that day wasn't just my first battle, it was my first sight of blood, my first real thirst for power and my first kill! So as you could imagine, my introduction to the battle wasn't very pretty, any who challenged me got slaughtered at the mercy of my blood covered claws. That was until the mushroom king came to the battle? I still remember staring worthlessly at him as he walked gracefully across the Mushroom Castle's drawbridge and faced me boldly. Suddenly everything went silent as every soldier on the battle field lowered their weapons to watch my crushing defeat at the Mushroom King's hands. I roared once to intimidate my foe, it didn't work.

I faintly remember breathing fire and trying to ram my short rival, he was no higher than my arm even when I was eight? I charged the king and almost hit him when he jumped up gracefully and kicked the back of my shell as I ran under him. Then I fell forward into the mud, it hurt my pride so much that he'd got the better of me! I'd never lost before and I weren't going to this time! The mushroom king landed smoothly with a smurk that aimed to mock me, like I was NOTHING TO HIM! NOT A CHALLENGE AT ALL! So I got up steaming mad and lost control, I started to throw punches randomly at him leaving myself very vulnerable to his attacks. The mushroom king just hopped around dodging my anger before striking me and hopping away again until eventually I was beat too much to carry on the fight. I panicked as my strong foe walked gently towards me, I was panting from my defeat and I hadn't enough energy to fight anymore.

I looked around and saw the crowd of soldiers surrounding me, of both kinds. My soldier were in shocked at my defeat and the mushroomers raised their fists in the air as if to say finish him and just plain victory. The mushroom king reached me and stared into my blood red eyes then suddenly he thrusted his hand forward towards my stomach but didn't hit me? I broke a sweat and fell back onto the floor. "BE GONE!" the king shouted so loudly. All the mushroomers cheered and my soldiers ran away why I stumbled back to my feet. "But why?" I asked confused. Then he replied, "your just a child!" so tenderly as if he actually care if I live or not. I hissed back, offended deeply by his comment before I turned around. "I'll get revenge!" I assured my newly acquainted nemesis coldly as I walked off somehow with a little pride? I didn't turn back just kept going until suddenly I was home.

I decided in the long walk back to my dark kingdom that I'd train my strength, anger, intelligence and ruthlessness before overpowering that miserable mushroom king five to six odd years in the future. But before that I had punish my worthless soldiers for abandoning me on the ground of the mushroom kingdom. In the end I thought of the most sick, digusting way to punish them and how to enjoy it all the more. Yes I raped them one by one but that don't mean I was gay, I was and still am attracted to both genders like most my reptilian ancestors? Hehehe I even fancy my son a bit but don't tell him that hehehe.