SHADOW NINJA HERE THIS IS MY FIRST EVER FANFICTION FEEL FREE TO OFFER ANY SUGGESTIONS OR ADVICE AND I DO NOT OWN DESPICABLE ME OR KAA THE SNAKE
DESPICABLE ME BELONGS TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND ILLUMINATION ENTERTAINMENT AND KAA THE SNAKE FROM THE JUNGLE BOOK BELONGS TO DISNEY AND RUDYARD KIPLING. ENJOY THE STORY.
It is around 8:00pm one Saturday evening in December and Gru has decided to take his daughters
to the zoo at night in order to avoid the crowds (and paying). The minions Dave and Stuart open the
gate and let them in. "Why are we even here so late anyway?" Margo asked a little annoyed. Gru
who was unsure how to respond simply replied "All of ze cool animals are nocturnal so that means
we'll get to see ze best of ze best." "Awesome!" exclaimed Edith. As they walked around, they
noticed that most of the animals were either in their enclosures or sleeping outside. "I thought you
said they were nocturnal" said Edith "Maybe they're on break" thought Agnes "Kool revo ereht"
spoke Dave in minionese he was pointing to a maze like enclosure where the door was wide open.
"It says on ze map that this is ze reptile maze which is full of different locations with different
reptiles like alligators,anacondas and many other reptiles". As soon as Gru said that, Edith took off
like a rocket to the reptile enclosure eager to see some crocodiles. "Edith wait up!" everyone
yelled chasing after her. Meanwhile deep in
the heart of the maze Kaa was resting in his own enclosure. "I can't believe thossse humansss
moved me all the way from India to California ssseriously issn't that illegal!?" Kaa was still
ticked off that he was found and relocated to the US. Kaa looks up at the Narrator and yells "Well
can you blame me I was thisss closse to finally eating that mancub and now I'm stuck getting my
photo taken by a bunch of people in ugly Hawaiian shirts that sssmell like sunscreen!" "Hey quit
complaining" snapped the Narrator "just be glad the kid begged for you to be put in a zoo
otherwise you would have been shot dead!" Kaa blinked and thought for a moment "hmm you do
have a point there." "Edith!?" "Hello where did everyone go!?" Due to running through the maze looking
for her sister Margo had gotten seperated from everyone else she was about to turn around when
she thought she heard someone talking. "Well if it's an employee at least they'll know their way
around here." When Margo got around the corner all she saw was another enclosure with a rather
large snake starring at her and for some reason it looked like it was smiling. she smiled back at
it because it looked friendly enough. she noticed a sign that read Kaa the Indian Rock Python.
"Well it's nice to meet you Kaa." Margo said jokingly. "It'ssss nice to meet you too girl cub."
Margo's eyes went wide and she looked at the snake suspiciously. "No way" she thought
there's no way-"that I can ssspeak?" Kaa asked "AHHHH!" Margo yelled falling over in the process.
Kaa was equally surprised at how loud Margo screamed. "wow and I thought the mancub's girlfriend
could scream." he muttered."T...T...TALKING S.. !?" "calm down I didn't mean to ssscare
you my dear." Margo after calming down walked back up to the python now more curious than
scared. "But animals can't talk." she stated. Kaa began to hiss at her then stopped for a moment.
"YOU DON'T HEAR USSS NOW YOU DO...but only if we want you too". "Okay so all animals can
speak?" Margo asked "No there are only a few of usss sssspeaking animalsss left mossst of usss
chose to forget manssspeak inorder to sssurvive." "A talking animal is rather unusssual and can be
seen asss a threat to sssome humanss." Kaa said. "Okay then why are you talking?" Margo asked.
"What isss thiss 50 questions!?" Kaa asked annoyed. "Sorry." "Ssso what isss your name girl cub
sssince you know mine?" "Margo." "Margo?" A lovely name." Margo smiled happily at the
compliment. Kaa then sighed sadly. "what's wrong?" Margo asked. "I'm freezing to death in thisss
ssstupid enclosure sssome joker left the air vent pointed right at my tree and it'ss freezing!" "Is
there anything I can do to help?" Margo asked "yesss." Kaa said suspiciously sinister. "Jusst
come on in my enclosure the key isss right over there then you can turn the air vent the other
way!"
"Um..I'm not sure I should"- "Don't you trusssst me" Kaa asked sounding hurt. "I would never harm
such a sssmart and charming girl like yourssself." "Really Kaa your kidding me right?" stated the
Narrator "you be quiet!" snapped Kaa "Well okay I guess." Margo said she went over and grabbed
the key and went in the python's lair. As Margo walked into the enclosure she walked over to the
rather large tree that kaa was coiled around only to feel the python's tail wrap around her stomach
and pull her up the tree. "jussst giving you a lift Margo." Kaa said happily. Once Margo was at the
top of the makeshift tree she saw how large Kaa truly was. "Are you impresssed?" Kaa asked with
a chuckle. Margo took a look at the air vent and noticed that Kaa could easily move the vent
himself and even more strange it wasn't even pointed at him! "Hey I thought you said the air vent
was pointed at you?" Margo said nervously "Yeah I lied but it got you in here didn't it!" Kaa smirked
evily as he wrapped his coils around her "what y..you tricked me!" Margo snapped angrily "relax
Margo I jussst wanted too ssshow you ssssomething." His eyes began to glow in rings of colors.
"Trussst in meee jussst in meee." Margo was begining to fall under his spell. "d..d..DAD DAD!"
Kaa realized what she was doing and quickly silenced her. "Letsss go for a ride ssshall we?" Kaa
removed his coils from Margo when he was sure she was hypnotized and let her slide down his
coils around his tree. Dave and Stuart who heard Margo's scream quickly rushed to the sound and
saw kaa getting ready to eat his prey. "BOSS BOSS!" they yelled Gru, Edith and Agnes
rushed over and saw that Margo was about to get eaten by Kaa."hehe you know Margo I would
have expected you to know better than to trussst a ssssnake oh well." Kaa was so excited
about his meal that he didn't notice the others in the room or Gru reaching into his coat.
"FREEZE RAY"! Kaa was frozen solid in a matter of seconds and Margo's hypnosis was begining
to wear off, she realized that she was sitting on Kaa's frozen coils seconds from being eaten she
quickly scrambled off and rushed to Gru crying in relief Gru picked Margo up and they all left the
zoo quickly but not before locking Kaa's enclosure so he couldn't escape.
EPILOUGE
A cracking sound was heard as Kaa broke free from his icy prison
"Th..th..that w...w..assss awful!" Kaa then glared at the Narrator "you knew thisss
wasss going too happen didn't you!?" "yep." The Narrator said smugly. "AND YOU DIDN'T TRY TO
WARN ME!?" Kaa was absolutly furious at this point. "Would you have listened?" Kaa only glared
in response "besides you have bigger problems". the Narrator said Kaa then turned and saw a
dozen angry minions with lots of weapons "oh poop." Kaa was really in for it now.
THE END
