Freaking Out at Each Other.
"Where to?" the taxi driver asked.
"Anywhere," replied Jake.
"Okey-Dokey."
"HA-HA. HA-HA," Jake said.
"What's so funny?" Marco asked him.
"Ax's head exploded, of course."
"Ax's head didn't explode," Rachel said. "He wasn't even there."
"YES HE WAS."
"This is how I remember it," Rachel said.
[The Animorphs are watching a movie. Mr. Lowce, a teacher, is sitting in front of Cassie.]
CASSIE: Hey Mr. Lowce! Move your big head out of the way, I can't see!
MR. LOWCE: Ha. Yeah right. You move.
CASSIE: If you don't move I'll...
MR. LOWCE: If I don't move you'll what? Oooh, I'm soooo scared.
CASSIE: You shut up!
PERSON I: Shh!
CASSIE: Don't shh me, you -
PERSON II: QUIET!!
MARCO: Hey, anyone want chocolate ice cream?
JAKE: That's mud, you idiot.
MARCO: No, it's not. Look, I'll eat it.. HEY! You almost made me eat mud!!
PERSON III: Shut up!
PERSON IV: Yeah!
[Cassie an Mr. Lowce are still fighting.]
[Cassie punches Mr. Lowce.]
MR. LOWCE: Hey! Why you little...
"What? That didn't happen," Cassie said.
"Yes it did," Marco said. "Actually, I remember it well."
[Cassie punches Mr. Lowce.]
[Mr. Lowce gives Cassie a parking ticket.]
MARCO: Ha ha!
PERSON V: Shut up you!
MARCO: Yeah, whatever.
"Hey, that never happened!" Tobias said. "This is what really happened."
PERSON V: Shut up you!
[Marco runs away crying like a girl.]
"As if! That was Rachel crying." Marco said.
"Was not!" Rachel shouted.
"Was too!"
"Was not!"
"SHUT UP!!" Jake yelled. "This is what really happened..."
MOVIE: Warning. This program is rated R. So get out if you're under 18.
PERSON VI: [points] THEY"RE UNDER 18!!
[Someone who works there comes in and kicks them out.]
"Hmm," Marco said, scratching his chin. "Maybe that is what happened."
"Okay-Dokay. Get out. That'll be $18.60."
Jake paid the money, and everyone got out.
Marco looked around.
"Hey! We're at exactly the same place we started off at!"
The taxi driver shrugged. "Well, you did say anywhere."
He drove off.
Marco pointed at Jake. "It was all YOUR fault."
"Mine? It was your idea in the first place."
"Well, you're the one who said anywhere!"
"Well, it was you're..."
etc. etc.
THE END!
