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jeff took a swig of diet coke and gargled it in his throat, which produced a loud sound, before promptly spitting on slednerman's throbbing erection

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selnderman's neck was drenched in sweat. it began to run down his naked body and pool up around his feet. soon, the sweat was filling the room. they were in a pool of slenderman's sweat. it sucked balls.

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sldnersman's dick was not only long and slender, but it was growing longer every second. it snaked around the room, avoiding the walls as if it had a mind of its own. it finally took refuge in jeff "the" killer's butthole. he screamed.
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suddenly, there was a rustling in slenderman's bushy, white pubes. before jeff knew it, thousands of lice emerged from the hairy mass.

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they crawled across sjendlerman's rod-like member, making a b-line for jeff's asscrack. he felt so turned on.

slenderman groaned memes from 2007 as he thrust into jeff. "MAH BOY. AH YES DINNER" suddenly, he began to slow down, whispering in jeff's ear "you didn't tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, luigi." jeff was breathless, but managed to choke out "that's mama luigi to you mario" before he climaxed in an explosion of what looked like the white chedder sauce you can put on your popcorn at muvico.

slenderman screamed every line from the australian volvic commercials as he came in jeff killerinski's white shithole. he breathed heavily as his dingling shrank back to its normal size and he collapsed in the pool of his own sweat, which had now risen to the level of the open windows. jeff looked at his watch. cougar town was most likely on, he determined, glancing back at slenderman who was lying face down in the pool of sweat. "sorry babe. my show is on" he murmured before swimming right out the dang window. slenderman died that night. RIP.