Albus Dumbledore

Since the days of the founder's four,
There has never been a Headmaster as interesting as Dumbledore.

Headmasters come and go,
But none could put on half the show.

There was Headmaster Revall whose antics would drive the professors and students up the wall.
But, not even he had the gall to start spouting nonsense in the Great Hall.

Headmasters come and go,
But none could put on half the show.

There was Headmaster Viit who wore clothes that were stunningly bright.
But, not even his clothes could blind you at night.

Headmasters come and go,
But none could put on half the show.

There was the much despised Headmaster Black. When it came to shoes he suffered no lack.
But, not even he would buy high heeled boots with rockets in the back.

Headmasters come and go,
But none could put on half the show.

There was Headmaster Rood who had been dismissed for doing things quite lewd.
But, not even he would spend half the night wandering the halls in the nude.

Headmasters come and go,
But none could put on half the show.

There was Headmaster Baddock who had a bad temper and a deadly aim with a rock.
But, not even he would dare to attack the Potions Professor with a haddock.

Headmasters come and go,
But none could put on half the show.

There was Headmaster Trenty who suffered through healer visits aplenty.
But, not even he, when asked to give a urine sample, would give twenty.

Headmasters come and go,
But none could put on half the show.

There was Headmaster Bailiwick whose skill with verse and wit was quite quick.
But, not even he dared insult a Dark Lord with a dirty Limerick.

Headmasters come and go,
But none could put on half the show

Over the centuries there have been Headmasters aplenty.
Fine men such as Smythe, Aldrich and McLinty.
At last count there was a hundred and twenty.
But, since the days of the founders four,
There has never been a Headmaster as interesting as Dumbledore.