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*** I DO NOT OWN DUO NOR ANY OTHER THINGS RELATING TO GUNDAMWING***

Duo Goes to Hell?
The blasting sulphur fumes singe the souls of the wicked... This is hell. A small raft is moving across the river Styx... the captain is Death.

With his skeletal hands he piolets the raft across the river of blood, brimstone, and damnation...
"Are we there yet?" a muffled voice emerges from the previously silent cloaked passenger.

"...No We Are NOT THERE YET!!!", bellows Death, " WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT EVERY FIVE MINUTES!!!!".
"Umm... yeah sure..." says the passenger who proceeds to remove the hood from over his face.
Duo Maxwell stands silently on the rickety raft of death as he awaits his arrival to hell.

He says, "I just have one more question..."
"Oh and whats that little man?" mutters Death.
"well...", starts Duo, "...why exactly is it I`m going to hell?, I mean don`t you usually have to do bad things to go to hell? I`ve done nothing wrong in my entire lifetime... well... almost nothing wrong...".

"ALMOST NOTHING WRONG!?!?!??!", shouts Death, "COME ON MAN YOU KILLED PEOPLE FOR A LIVING... HELL YOU EVEN CLAIMED TO BE A GOD, THE GOD OF DEATH NO LESS!".
"Ummm... theres something wrong with that?", asked Duo childishly.

"MY GOD! YOU MUST BE THE STUPIDEST HUMAN SOUL EVER TO GO THROUGH HERE. WHATS WRONG WITH IT!!! WHATS WRONG IS THAT ITS A SIN TO KILL... AND A SIN TO CLAIM TO BE GOD BECAUSE THERES ONLY ONE GOD ... and you pitiful human soul ...could never hope to be remotely godlike...", snarled Death.

There was complete silence for a moment as the raft continued along its journey.
"I had to kill those people... I AM THE GOD OF DEATH!!!", bursted Duo before he started laughing away like a madman.
"Pah a fools dillusions.....", sighed Death.
"Nope I am the god of death and you have no clue what your talking about," Duo stated.

Grinning Death says, "Oh yeah? if your the god of death then why are you dead and going to hell?". "Umm.... I`ll have to get back to you on that one," Duo said sheepishly...
"... Are we there yet?" Duo asked again.
"NO WE ARE NOT THERE YET NOW SHUT UP AND JUST ENJOY THE RIDE!!!", Shouted Death and everything went silent...

After some time the raft struck the land with a thunk.
"Ahh here..." Sighed Death.
"Bout time that had to be the longest trip I`ve ever been on... in deathscythe that would have taken like 5 seconds but nooooo.... we have to take the long route...." Duo whined as he walked off in a huff.

"Good Luck Lucifer... you`ll need it," Death mumbled as he gets back on his raft and leaves hell towards the other side of the river Styx.