I would have had this up earlier, but my brother must have erased it! HE IS SO DEAD! Anyway, here is my new story, Evil Piano Lessons.
Summary: Koenma sends all of the Sprit Detectives to piano lessons after learning about how they help with math. Unfortunately, not all of them think it is such a great idea.
((Author's Notes))
A New "Mission" chapter 1George ran into Koenma's office with a stack of papers that he needed Koenma to read. Koenma was sitting is his desk, stamping papers in his usual trained-monkey-style.
"Koenma, sir, here is a bunch of papers that your father wants you to read. He says that they are about some of the research that the humans have discovered. You had better read them, or else, he will be mad at you." When George said this, he ran back out of the room, to get back to the other jobs that he always seems to be doing.
Koenma looked at the huge stack of papers, and started reading it. It was about what can help the brain. 'I should get Yuske to read this, he defiantly needs it', he mused, as he started reading the paper.
About halfway through, he came across an interesting fact about how to help your brain with math. Apparently, playing an instrument helps your math skills, because it uses the same part of you r brain. Right when he read this, George came back into the room with copies of all of the Spirit Detectives' report cards.
Koenma had to stop his reading to look at them, and when he saw them, he was mortified. Yuske had gotten a 13 in his math class, and he was in the 'slow person' class, too. Kuwabara hadn't done much better. He got a 20. Kurama, of course, got a 100, but that's just because he is Kurama. Koenma knew that he couldn't just let them fail, so he decided to act upon what he had just read: he was going to give them piano lessons. After thinking about it for a second, he also decided to make Botan take lessons whenever she could.
Koenma had to find a teacher, so he looked in some of his files. After searching for a good piano teacher for about ten minutes, he found one. Her profile read:
Name: Madame Samantha Franney ((I couldn't think of anything else)):
Age: 42
Experience: 35 yearsKnown for: strictness and always being able to teach the 'unteachable'
Personal description: 5' 8", brownish-gray hair down to her shoulders. 120 pounds. ((Skinny for that tall!))
So, with that in mind, he scheduled a piano lesson every day after school for the Reiki Tantei ((spirit detectives, did I spell it right?)). Also, to share in their misery, Hiei would have to take the dreaded piano lessons.
Koenma called Botan into the office. "What is it?" she asked, as she ran into the room. "Is there a problem?"
"CALL YUSKE NOW! WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS!" he said, trying to act as alarmed as he could.
"Is it really that serious?"
"YES! SO GO GET YUSKE, KURAMA, HIEI AND KUWABARA NOW!"
"I'm on my way", and with that, she opened a portal to the living world, and went to retrieve the Reiki Tantei.
With Yuske and Kuwabara:
They were walking to school, as usual…not. Keiko had blackmail on them, or so she said ((the best blackmail is always that which the one you are blackmailing doesn't know about. So, actually, she was just saying that to bug them and force them to go to school. She would never actually blackmail them sarcastically ))
Botan came riding in on her oar, screaming, "Koenma wants you both, now!" and with that, she managed to throw them both into a portal, and she flew off to get Hiei and Kurama.
With Kurama and Hiei:
Kurama was on his way to school, of course. However, he was looking over his shoulder every other second for his 'fan-girls'. Hiei was jumping from tree to tree, playing 'lookout' for Kurama, and he would alert him if there were any of the fan-girls. Kurama had just successfully escaped the 'evil clutches' of a group of fan-girls when Botan appeared. She told Kurama that there was a meeting, and both Hiei and Kurama went though the portal, Hiei going only because he knew that Botan would be mad if he didn't go.
In Koenma's office:
Yuske and Kuwabara had just appeared in the room, both falling on their heads because they hadn't had enough time to brace for impact. "Owww…" said Kuwabara, holding his poor head. "Why does she have to do that?"
"I don't know, but something tells me that she really enjoys her job…." Said Yuske, also holing his head.
"Oh, there you two are" said Koenma, "When the demons get here, we will continue with the mission."
As if on cue, the portal transporting Kurama and Hiei appeared. But, instead of them falling out, they just walked out. Yuske muttered something under his breath about "demons and their special treatment."
"Now that we all are here, can we get on with the mission?" asked Yuske, angry that Koenma had taken him away before he could tell Keiko where he was. He knew that she would be very mad to find out that he was on a mission without telling her.
"Sir, I too am wondering what this new mission is", said Botan, after she realized that he hadn't given her any information to go on ((she is such a blonde. Sorry if that offends any blondes out there, but she is. She just has blue hair instead of blonde. Maybe all blue-haired people are like that…Well, until I meet a "true blue", I shall from now on assume that all blue-headed people are worse than blondes.))
"Well…" Koenma started, "You see…"
"Get on with it", said our favorite gothic ((I'm also sorry if that offends people)) half-fire, half-ice demon.
"Well…I…umm…scheduled you all to take piano lessons!" Koenma said, bracing himself for some not-so-clean protests. However, even with his hands over his ears and his mind diverted to "happy thoughts" ((you know the type, fields of flowers where the world is nothing but paradise and no one can hurt you, no matter what they say or do.))
In unison, the entire group, minus Kurama, was yelling at him. The screams were a mixture of:
"WHAT THE F---! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I AM A SPIRIT DETECTIVE FOR GOODNESS' SAKE"-Yuske
"WHAT ABOUT MY DAY JOB? I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME WORRYING ABOUT THE STUPID PIANO!"-Botan
"I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A SISSY!"-((Do I even have to say it?)) Kuwabara
"Hn. Stupid junior ruler of the stupid Spirit World ((Japanese name would be nice))."-Hiei.
Kurama, however just sat there and watched the madness ((they said more, I was just too lazy to type it all out)), and after about five minutes, he screamed, "SILENCE!" Everybody in the room looked at him like he had grown a second head. After getting their attention, he continued, "Koenma, would you be so kind as to tell us why you decided to give us all piano lessons?"
"I was getting to that, before I was SO RUDELY INTERUPTED", he stated out to the four who had been making a lot of noise, actually only three, and one who mumbled. "I have come to the conclusion that you guys, except Kurama, have been having math troubles. Piano lessons are said to somehow help your ability in math, so that is why I signed you all up. Yes, Hiei, even though you have no need for math other than what you already use it for, you are going to be required to take the lessons, besides, it'll keep you out of trouble. Any questions?"
END CHAPTER
Such a cliffy, I know. How is it, so far? I'll take any suggestions. But, there are a few things I feel compelled to state:
1. This story is not really a romance, though there are a few hints. The pairings will be: Kurama/Botan, Yuske/Keiko, and Kuwabara and Hiei will be single, unless I think of a creative way for a Kuwabara/Yukina pairing.
2. I am not a huge Kuwabara fan, so a lot of Kuwabara bashing. Sorry if you don't like it. He is stupid, and there is no avoiding it.
3. This is not a yaoi story. Let me repeat that…THIS IS NOT A YAOI STORY! NONE OF MY STORIES ARE!
4. Piano lessons are actually fun, but thinking of the group having them is funny. I actually look forward to my lessons. So, don't think that I despise them in any way.
Now that I have that out of my system, let me tell you that I don't usually update unless I have reviews, so it is either review, or no more story! And this is Word Number 1500!
