One night Konohagakure was silent save the Hokage's office where two people seemed to be having a ball and a third person was furious and yelling at a not-so-sober Hokage.

"TSUNADE-SAMA!" a dark haired woman who was none other than Shizune, the Hokage's assistant.

That's right, Tsunade and Jiraiya had had a 'small' party and had only had a 'little' sake.

But as they say 'That little went a long way!'

Shizune yelled at the Hokage and her 'company' for several hours until the white haired male decided it best to leave and go 'research' but no one questioned him as he left the room, leaving the shojo and door wide open. Making the Hidden Village of Leaves, very... blessed... with Shizune's cries.

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The next morning, Tsunade sat in her 'throne' for the Hokage was sober enough to know she 'ruled; over the village and decided herself Queen of... Leaves?

"Shizune! Send in Hyuuga Neji! I have an important job for him!!" The Hokage's words were slurred and hard to understand, but with Shizune being with Tsunade for such a long time, had grown used to it.

After Shizune had sent a Messenger Bird to the Hyuuga Compound, It was only a mere five minutes for the Hyuuga prodigy to arrive.

"You sent for me, Hokage-sama?"

The blonde 'queen' looked over to the door where the brunette stood, looking intently at her.

"Neji!" She exclaimed wit too much enthusiasm for comfort, "You can Spin right? And you cousin too, Hinata was it? Well! I want both of you to take ballet classes!! There aren't enough royal dancers around here..."

Her words were terribly slurred, but none the less. Neji had under stood the mission and as much as he thought there was no way in hell, he was going to take dance lessons, He had to. He couldn't go against the Hokage's orders, drunk or not.

She Gave him a mission slip for both him and Hinata (A/N: I don't know if they get mission slips or scrolls o whatever the hell they are! But I don't care.) and left for the Main house to tell his dearest cousin of their fates.