Hey there, it's Joy! Remember when I said I've known Riley since the moment she was born? Well Sadness, Disgust, Anger, Fear and I have been in the minds of a lot of other people besides her to shape them into who they are today. But if there's one kid I'll never forget besides Riley, it's Yakko. What can I say? When he was born, I discovered something a little different about his mind...and it was a good different!

(Joy is born in Yakko's mind. She looks around and pushes a button that causes newborn Yakko to smile at his parents and make a happy sound. Yakko's parents are seen calling him a bundle of joy. When Yakko's first memory is made, it lights up his entire mind and fills it with many colors. When Joy returns to press the button again, she realizes it stayed down from when she last pushed it, causing Yakko to continue smiling and laughing.)

He was naturally happy! It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen! From the moment I realized this, I knew that it was my job to keep him zany and positive for the rest of his life. You know, that button stayed down throughout the rest of the day and I thought it would be just Yakko and me forever...until the next morning.

(The day after Yakko is born, he starts crying. Joy meets Sadness again, but lets her do her thing so Yakko could get his parents' attention.)

Yakko's mind actually works similar to Riley's, but it's a little more...advanced. I mean, he has 1st and 3rd person cameras! How cool is that? His memories are mostly happy, something I've been proud of for years! Oh, and his core memories make up some of the best personality islands ever! Of course, Family Island's a given.

(Joy looks at an island represented by a statue of Yakko being hugged by his parents. One would notice that the statues are shown in color rather than just white.)

Zany Island's my personal favorite. It's actually better than Goofball Island!

(Joy picks up a core memory of 3-year-old Yakko embracing his zany powers for the first time. Little Yakko summons pieces of bologna and puts them in his slacks, making his parents and 5-month-old Wakko laugh. It creates Zany Island, which is represented by a giant paddleball surrounded by pieces of bologna, a mallet, anvils, a microphone, and a box labeled "comebacks".)

Adults Only Island is pretty important too. It practically explains where Yakko's dirty mind and maturity comes from.

(Joy giggles. She picks up a core memory of Yakko making the first innuendo in "The Monkey Song", where he sings to Hello Nurse about giving her "a clue" for a nickel. It forms Adults Only Island, which is represented by a giant bar saying "censored")

Hello Nurse Island's also a good one.

(Joy looks at an island represented by a giant statue of Hello Nurse surrounded by other hot girls Yakko went crazy for, including Minerva Mink and Michelle Pfeiffer.)

I still remember the way he looked at Hello Nurse. Priceless!

You probably noticed that Yakko has more core memories than personality islands. That's because certain core memories didn't make new islands, but actually added on to those already made. My favorite example is when Wakko and Dot were born.

(Core memories of Yakko seeing his younger siblings for the first time are shown adding changes to Family Island. Now, Yakko is not just seen hugged by his parents, but he hugs Wakko and Dot as well.)

As Yakko grew up, he and I had so much fun! That kid is amazing! I mean, he has all of us laughing at least once a day! He even gets a smile or a giggle out of Sadness! Now that's impressive!

We've all been thinking, "Yakko has a perfect life! What could possibly go wrong?" Well, when Yakko was six, Wakko was three, and Dot was one, their parents died. We don't know what happened; all we know is that Yakko found them dead on the floor.

(Yakko is seen crying with his siblings over the death of their parents. This creates a sad core memory that causes their parents' statues to crumble from Family Island, leaving Yakko, Wakko, and Dot left; Joy watches it unfold in horror. However, it also causes Adults Only Island to gain its other purpose of representing Yakko's maturity, which he gained prematurely.)

Yeah, that's pretty much how Yakko's backstory went. That's all he remembered when Warner Bros. brought him to life, but he had it worse right after that. I mean, he's been locked up in that water tower with Wakko and Dot for years! Luckily, I was able to keep him positive and help them escape.

(Joy glows with pride as she recalls the day the Warners escaped.)

It's been a year since their show got cancelled, but now we're all going back to the past to "continue the story"! I'm sure this is gonna be a piece of cake! After all, Yakko's fourteen now! How hard could it possibly be?