JabberTalky

`Swas two aclock in tha morning

My mum was getting boring

I was a reading Charels Dickins

But my loony sister said its Dhales Chickens.

I had had enough of this!

I wouldn't take another dis!

I had left them all there

To go lord knows where

I had started on the path walking

When along I spied a demon talking

I never understood what he said then and beyond

All I know is that he just kept jabbering on

I felt he wasn't sane

And then inside my head there formed a pain

I went back to walking

Just so I wouldn't hear the idiot talking

And the pain in which had taken form

Had turned into a freighting storm

A storm which became a nuisance and a pain

It drove me quite insane

I tried to keep walking

But I could still hear the demon talking

It was annoying! It was making me insane!

I would have done anything to shut out the rain!

Anything to avoid this pain!

But sadly I kept hearing it talk.

For the demon wouldn't stop.

After that time I still hear the annoying voice as I read Charels Dickins

Which you all now know has been renamed Dhaels Chickens.