The first part of the first chapter of the first book...
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. He isnt even in my story! Don't sue me! Take my life! I mean my wife! Don't take me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Youll never take me alive!!!!!!!!! (jumps into a billabong and drowns...)
It was a dark night, when a little old man called Dumbledor (yes, that's me)stepped out of the shadows of a yellow banana, and saw...dum dum dum.. A MONKEY MAN!
"Ah my dear old friend, how may I help you? I'll help as long as you don't do any MONKEY business!"
The monkey just raised its eyebrows and started talking about monkey business. "Monkey say, Monkey do, Monkey wont, Monkey want Minkey."
"You still after that chick..or should I say ...CHICK?"
"Monkey yes yes yes yes yes etc."
"No. I refuse to put a spell on her to make her fall in love with you, Monkey, NOW GOOOOOOOOOOO."
"I WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP...YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I ALREADY DO THAT SO IT REALLY ISNT MUCH OF A THREAT BUT HEY!"
Then, Dum..Dum..Dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbledor (don't laugh...i stutter quite badly) walked up the street, Privet Drive to be absoloutly positively exact, and clicked out all of the lights with his put-outer, completely ignoring the monkey, whose name is CHLOE. And now you know what happened before Dumbledor put out the lights in Privet Drive.
NOW I KNOW IT IS RANDOM AND I KNOW THAT IT IS SHORT BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL REVIEW SO REVIEW AND SURPRISE ME MY PRETTIES!
