Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, blood and gore scenes and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The U.F.O Capital of the World

Chapter 1: The Arrival of the Nerdy Kind

One very snowy and windy morning has recently settled over the small semi peaceful well most of the time town that was nested and hidden away in the mountains but something very weird is going on around here yet again. Cut to Farmer Carl Denkins's farm which you can see a couple of South Park Police squad cars were parked in the big driveway which out in the snow-covered passage that you can see a small group of officers which they are wearing their heavy gray police issued winter jackets and BarBrady was there and he is getting an ear full by Old farmer Denkins about his mutilated cattle right now.

"Officer BarBrady, This is really terrible which I need my cattle to survive for the long coming harsh winter?" Denkins said as he looked very helpless at the slightly overweight and dumb police chief who stood there while he was holding his large wooden click board in his hand which he was writing the report out which you can see a gory scene behind them." There are rumors that people are seeing bright lights in the skies again."

"Oh no… not this silly crap with aliens hog wash again." BarBrady lightly mumbles under his breath and he rolls his eyes which you can't see his eyes because his thick police issued sunglasses are covering them up that moment. "Can I go now?... Jackson and Woods, this is your case which I have a meeting to attend right now!" while an unknown third one who remained silent and his cell phone begins to rings at that very second ."Uh… Hello? Yes Mayor I'll be there in a few minutes."

"You got it, chief!" Jackson screams back as the chief walks away from the crime scene at that moment which all sudden a group of people came jumping out of a tourist cargo van that they used at the airports that pulled up which they are Sci-Fi nerds and U.F.O believers that they came racing up to the fence line which they are trying to get a quick glimpse of the dead carcass that is lying on the ground which BarBrady and his squad ran up to block their view.

"Okay people move along, there is nothing to see here lookies lous!" BarBrady said while he was doing crowd control along with the other officers.

"We need backup at the Denkins' Farm for crowd control now!" Officer Woods said as he spoke more like a scream into his radio at that moment.

"Quit denying the truth of the existence of aliens' life which they do exists, Officers!" The Sci-fi nerd one said while he was trying to looking around BarBrady's heavy form.

That is when a South Park Community Schools' long body school bus was driving by which all the kids went over to the one side of the bus to see what is going on and they are wondering what happened now?.

"Hey you guys… What is going on at Mr. Denkins' Farm right now?" Cartman said.

"What!?" All of the kids said in unison.

"Dude… it is probability something weird or you pulled a prank again, fat ass!" Kyle fires back which he has a glaring look that formed on his face.

"No Kahl…. I'm didn't do a prank this time you fucking Jew!" Cartman hollers back with such anger which it was directed toward Kyle for questioning him who thinks he is lying right now.

"You guys chill the fuck out now!" Stan said loudly which the tone of his voice that indicted he sounded very annoyed right now.

"Seriously…. you guys that both of you sounds like a bunch of High school drama queens right now!" Kenny loudly mumbles out loud which it was muffed by his parka's hood.

"Well fellas…Why are the police is over there for right now?" Butters said as he popped up from his seat which he was seated in front in Cartman and Kenny's seat.

"Guys sooner or later we will find out about it which the news travels very fast around here because we are a close knitted small community." Clyde said.

"Actually you guys those people we don't know they are because I'm haven't seen any of them before?!" Craig replied.

"They look like a bunch of tourists to me you guys!" Token said which you can see a fleet of South Park Police cars were cruising by them very fast down the road with their lights and sirens on which they are heading toward Denkins' farm because the crowd started fighting with the cops right now.

"Damn….There goes all of South Park Police force down to Denkins' Farm right now you guys ?" Cartman said with a light chuckle.

"Oh it is crowd control for out of control tourists you guys that they are only good in." Kenny replied with a smile which it was hidden behind his hood and you can hear a soft muffed laughter that came from him.

A half hour later…. Cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was seated at her desk and writing something out right now while Johnson stood by her side. That is when Officer BarBrady came walking in there which one of his face's cheeks was all cutted up and has a bruise under his eye which someone had punched him in the face and broke his old pair of police issued sunglasses but he keeps a couple of extra pairs in his cruiser's glove box .

"George, what the hell happened to your face?" McDaniels asked as she looks very shocked in her face when she saw him.

"Well Martha….there are a group of rowdy tourists who had show up during a crime scene that involved with mutilation of one of Carl Denkins' cattle again." BarBrady said as McDaniels rise up from her chair.

"George, Don't tell me that aliens are involved which their sightings had brought those crazy ass U.F.O. Believers to our town?!" McDaniels said as she turned around to look out of her main office window.

"You are correct, Martha…. Which I haven't said anything to you about it at all that I know that you had a enough with anything that involved with aliens that happened with the Gua and Colonists a few months ago." BarBrady replied in his loud irritated tone voice.

"Oh just plain great that we all need now, U.F.O. Believers and those nutty as helll conspiracies theorists running around our town to scares the hell out of the locals." McDaniels irritated states which she has buried her face into her hands at that moment. "- and the other thing, George don't ever bring the word The Gua or name Mabus back up in my presence again, because it brings bad memories back of my possession by Mabus again."

"Awh…. I'm sorry, Martha… that I'm letting you know about it." BarBrady said while McDaniels angrily glared at him after she lumps back into her chair at that moment.

"Yeah…Yeah….Yeah… Oh whatever George which I'm don't care at all, but that I needs you and your men needs to keep them in check!?" McDaniels snarls back at him.

To Be Continued

Author's note: I'm hope that all of you enjoy this chapter but now on to writing of Chapter 2 and plans the rest of the plot out in coming days so enjoy…. I also referenced a couple of things from my older stories along with references from the older and newer episodes have well too.