A/N: this started out as a random epigram, but then I just could not resist...
Disclaimer: not mine, never mine. Gollm, gollm.
There is a tendency to bias
In his reports: he dots the Is,
Team spirit to promote.
Though there is (surprise, surprise)
An I he'd never dot.
He dotes on his subordinates,
Mere mortals that we are.
He gets away with mur – I didn't think that. I didn't.
A touch of otherworldliness
Has never gone so far!
In bringing peace and unity
(And Galaxy, to heel.)
No loss could grieve his servants more
Than his promotion will.
