A/N: this started out as a random epigram, but then I just could not resist...

Disclaimer: not mine, never mine. Gollm, gollm.


There is a tendency to bias

In his reports: he dots the Is,

Team spirit to promote.

Though there is (surprise, surprise)

An I he'd never dot.

He dotes on his subordinates,

Mere mortals that we are.

He gets away with mur – I didn't think that. I didn't.

A touch of otherworldliness

Has never gone so far!

In bringing peace and unity

(And Galaxy, to heel.)

No loss could grieve his servants more

Than his promotion will.