Engaged?!!

Summary: Jacks in for a suprise.

Disclaimer: I do not own SG1...however much I wish!

********** 'Hi Danny boy!'

'Hi Jack.'

'What no Jaaack? No get out my office? Okay where is the real Daniel?'

'err...I am the real Daniel!'

'Name?'

'Daniel Jackson'

'Age?'

'None of your buisness!'

'Rank?'

'I don't have one.'

'Why?'

'Im civilian... Jack where is this going?'

'Just testing for a... possible... foothold situation.'

'Ookay!'

'Marital status?'

'Engaged'

'Addre...ENGAGED!!!! What as in 'engaged' engaged?'

'No...as in 'in use'!'

'So who is the lucky lady?'

'She's gorgeous...'

'So is Hathor!'

'She's smart...'

'So are most women on base, It is a woman right?'

'SHE is sexy...'

'!?'

'She's your second in command!'

'What! You and...Carter and...Congratulations!'

'Thanks Jack! Now...get out of my office and bother someone else.'