Title: Excuses are good for somethin'...

Chapter One: Monster part1

Summary: Angeal doesnt like doing things he doesnt like doing. So dont ask.

Disclaimer: If i owned Final Fantasy 7, Zack (OHHH ZACK! How i love you!), Angeal, Genesis, and Sexiroth would be required to constantly be naked. AND Tseng, Reno and Rufus would have wild monkey sex on the dai-ly.

AN: SOOOOOOOO it's been a while. This actually came from me warning FacepaintOfPanic not to ask me to do anything when we live together. When asked why my actual response was to start reading LOVELESS. There will be one with the queen of LOVELESS soon so keep looking! :D


"Hey 'geal?" Zack called from the bathroom. "I'm about to hop in the shower! Could you do the dishes for me?"

Angeal froze from his spot on his reading chair and looked up. "..."

He looked back at his book and decided to pretend he hadn't heard the younger man.

"'Geaaalllll?" Zack said poking his head out of the bathroom doorway assuming the man hadn't heard him through the wall.

"Yes puppy?" Angeal muttered turning the page of his book and avoiding eye contanct.

"Um...could you do the dishes?" he asked again tightening his towel around his waist. He watched Angeal curiously trying to guess his answer.

Angeal closed his book and looked up at him. "I...um...Well puppy. I'm a monster. I can't do anything." He said smiling internally and letting his wing flutter as if to prove he was a monster.

Zack's face fell and one of his eyes narrowed. "You...you...you what now?"

Angeal shrugged and set his book on the arm of the chair. "I'm a monster puppy. I thought you knew this? I cant do anything because I'm a monster and i destroy everything I touch."

Zack narrowed both of his eyes and pulled a face at his mentor. He turned away and went to take his shower.

Angeal smiled to himself and went back to his reading. "Being a monster is great."