This so isn't Wonderland
I friends had all gone away to America for the summer , leaving me all alone decided not to tell me because I would become stupid Alan passed me a note in class saying they were.I sighed again.I leaned my head against the tree I was sitting near.I saw a rabbit run by my feet.
"Are you all alone like me?"I say and rabbit went down a huge hole."Obviously not."I stood up and went to the rabbit hit me on the head , knocking me out , and I fell down the hole.
When I woke up I was wearing a blue dress."Hey blue is my colour"I say jokingly and sigh.I see the rabbit again."'Ey!!You're not getting away this time."It wasn't even a rabbit at was a short guy with rabbit ears and blue hair.I chased started running faster than I could and soon I ran into a dead was a small door that the rabbit-guy ran through.I growled under my breath and sat down.
"How am I supposed to get through that escuse of a door."I say sighing.I crossed my arms over my chest.
"I can answer that!"The door said making me jump.
"How!!!And who is that rabbit?"
"You need to eat that rabbit is is supposed to be at the queens golf game."
"What is it I need to eat?"I asked.
"This cheese."The door said and pointed at it with his eyes.
I grabbed it and basically shoved it down my I shrunk."Dude!!!I'm a midget in a dress!!!!"I said wasn't exactly time for laughing but it was door openened and I walked through it.
The door closed it closed weird music could be heard.I followed the weird music if this is all a trick? , I thought to myself.I saw light at the end of some trees.
As my eyes reajusted to the light I saw there was a long table with snacks , people , and tea on it."Have I died and gone to hell?"I handsome raven haired boy stood up.
"Excellent!!He has finally arrived!!Welcome to our tea party."He was practically is how fast it rolled off his heart did a quick 'Doki doki' as I just stared at him.
The other man , a bluenette with blue eyes , smirked."We've been waiting."He said making my face heat bluenettes lips touched the edge of the tea cup , taking a sip.
"Anyway I'm going to find that annoying rabbit-guy"I said trying so hard to hide the of them were staring at me.
The raven haired guy was hyper and smiled."Not until you have some tea!!!I'm Chazz by the he is Jesse."Chazz said and pushed me into a chair.
He is a hottie , I thought to myself and involutarily said "okay."Jesse continued staring at me as I choked on some of this devil tea.
"You found a cute one this time Chazz...."He said making me almost choke"But I'm afraid he should be going."
Do all guys here purr? , I thought and sighed.
"Awwww but we don't even know his name!!!"He said staring directly into his eyes.
"True...What is it?"He said standing up and walking towards me.
"M-myka Nightly"I was still getting our faces were about an inch away from each other he kissed my heart skipped a beat and my face became red once again.I shot up and started running in the other direction."I best be going now!!Goodbye!!!"
"Must you always scare the boys?"He asked with a twisted grin.
"Because they're sooo naive to what they are heading towards.I'm really just giving them a taste of the fright they are getting into."Jesse said and licked his lips.A laugh escaped from his lips as he watched me run away.
"Myka should be should have never found us."Chazz says his eyes folling my every movement.
I continued to run untilI came near a was very I could see purple stripes.What the? , I my eyes tricking me?I don't understand anything formed into a neko person."Is this a twisted fangirls imagination?"I said looking at the had sea green-ish hair and dark eyes."Why do I get the feeling I'm in a fanfic?"(Oh noes hes on to us!!)
"This isn't a 's very young Myka follow the arrows and you will find the flowers."He said in a calm tone.
"Sure...."I say and arrows suddenly apear."Weirdo"I say under my breath and begin following the arrows.
"I heard that~"He sung smiling.I began running is everyone a weirdo here?I began to hear female-ish one of the a guy?Had to be a , I followed the singing and saw (Zetsu?!?!?Wait this is Yu Gi Oh GX) three flower was male....I think...
The male was brunette and had brown eyes."Hello I'm Atticus Rhodes..."He sung.
"I'm Alexis Rhodes"A female with the same kind of color hair and eyes as the male , but a bit other one didn't look like she was going to say anything.
"I'm Blair"She finally said and gave me a death glare.
"What kind of flower are you?You do look quite strange for a flower..."He said.I blinked a few back laughter was harder than I thought.A giggle slipped out."He's a lily."
"I'm not a flower at all.I'm a boy"I said getting glares from all of them.(He's a manly man doing manly man things in a manly way)"Why would I be a flower?"
"YOU'RE NOT A FLOWER?!!!?!"They yelled.I started running before they killed continued yelling until I was out of their line of took me a while to get out of this stupid I was actually out of the forest I saw letters floating in the smoke from the letters surrounded me.I laughed insanely.
"What kind of drugs are they doing here?"I said through smoke slowly cleared it did I saw a...What the bloody hell is it anyway?It's like a catterpillar and a had black hair and eyes(Guess who!!!).
"Hello...I'm Misawa , Bastion"He said and I nodded slightly.
"Your boring I'm going to leave now."I say and run away from the creepy bug guy.(Well that was.......Interesting.)There is definatly something wrong with that guy.I was getting bored so I started running towards whatever I was heading could make me stop running I heard was a was near where I was.I started freaking out thinking I was going to die next."Wait this is a fanfic...And I'm the main character...I won't die...The fangirls would kill the writer."(To true Myka , To true)
Something ran past me."Holy crap!!!"I I started running but ran into a tree.I turned around wincing in there he was staring at me.
"Good evening ...You seem scared whats wrong?"He asked with a smirk.
"Oh I don't know I'm about to die before I get to see that stupid rabbit again."
"Not exactly Myka...I need you to do something for me."
"If you want my blood I don't care..."
"All of you humans are sooooo anyway , I want you to kill the queen of hearts."
"Cool...Sure I'll kill her."
"Now go Myka!!!Go and kill that evil woman!!!"I started running out of the forest before he changed his mind about the blood thing.I started hearing what you would here when a...Ruler arrived.I smiled slightly.I began walking forward.
And then I saw a beautiful had lond red hair and amazing green eyes."Oh well.."I whispered snickering.I heard the weird card people chanting they saw me they stopped and stared at the quenn.
"Mi'lady what do you think we should do about him?"One of them said.I saw the blue rabbit and the cat guy near here.
"Yes mi'lady"I mocked the word"What say you?"The card guys stared at had a look of disgust on her she smiled and laughed.
"Dost thou want to play a little game of golf?"She said in a light voice.I did not know how I played golf.
After the game of golf I won."Off with his head!!!"She yelled to the started running towards me.I did an epic win jump over one of them and stole their sword.I ran over to the gueen.
"Off with your head beotch"I yelled and cut her head off with my was truely horror on her face , the blood staining her clothes , It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever card guys stared at backed away before I could go all king-of-pirates on their non-existant guy flew in at that monment and saw the crimson liquid that stained my pale face.
"Brilliant!!!"He yelled"Absolutly wonderful!!!"
"Now how do I get home?"I said and passed out.
When I woke up I was still sitting under the tree ,without a dress on by the way , with a huge was still blood on my cheek but most of it was all of that really happen?My friends Jaden , Hassleberry , Mindy , and Jesse ran over towards me.
"Dude did you stay here all summer?"Jaden asked with a huge smile.
"Naw I went a few places..."I said as I saw the blue rabbit and purple cat run into the hole.
"Like where?"Mindy asked.
"Nowhere special"I said and all had a look on their faces that said Whats-so-funny?.Everyone joined in on the laughter.I got up and hugged we all walked away from the rabbit hole , my tree , and the blue dress that was hanging on the branch.
~End~
