A/N: This is my many ways of owning Hanabusa Aido. Just some randomness,…


Aido: BANG!

ZO: AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

Aido: I'm sexy and I know it.

ZO: BITCH PLEASE, you're the reason sexy left.

Aido: HI, I'm Hanabusa Aido.

ZO: You mean Hanabusa AIDSSSSS!

Aido: So baby, What's your blood type?

ZO: The type that will kick your short ass.

Aido: Hey baby, If you wanna give me a present, give me your delicious blood!

ZO: The only present your getting from me is a kick to the groin.

ZO: HEY Aido!

Aido: Yes?

ZO: I have invented a bitch slapping machine incase Kaname gets tired of slappin, you. Wanna test it?

ZO: How many girls have you banged?

Aido: I HAVE NEVER BANGED ANY GIRLS!

ZO: You have, when you do that gay pose when you come out of your dorms.


A/N: Yep. That's pretty much it. Unless you want me to find more ways of ownin' our favoriote blond midgit!

Lock and load,

B-Chan