At the Loud house, Lincoln entered Lisa and Lily's bedroom and sat next to the genius in her bed. "You wanted to talk to me, Lisa?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, we have to talk about your hairection problem," the scientist answered, adjusting her glasses.
Naturally, the boy was dumbfounded about the subject. "Hairection?"
"Like an erection, but with hair," Lisa answered, almost as if she was surprised Lincoln didn't knew about the stuff already. "According to one of our sisters, you have a big hairection at the back of your head. After all, the back tuft or whatever that's called in your hair is always standing up!"
Lincoln took a deep breath. "Are you for real, Lisa?"
"Not in the slightest," Lisa chuckled afterwards.
