It had been quite some time since the world ended, or rather, life as we once knew it. As a direct result of the Elite Beat Agents failing to properly bust a move, everyone turned into zombies, and that made everyone really, really sad.

"What has you so down, Derek?" Agent J asked as he stroked his partner's glorious afro lovingly. He harted to see his fellow agent so down in the dumps.

"I was bitten by zombies and now I am dead!" Derek ciried as he revealed the bite marks on his bare chest, then turned into a zombue. After he turned into a zombie, Agent J and Agent Morris cried and hugged each other and had sex.

Unfortunately, because all of the SJWs had dies in the acokalops, there was nobody to defend their right to have glorious gay sex to the beat of eighties pop ballads. Derek was also still a zombie and decided to try to kill the other two agents but they danced at him and Derek died again.

After killing Derek, the other two agents went to the US supreme court, but the only living senator was Bill Cadman.

"If you try to legalize gay marrage I will fillibuster you!" Bill Cadman screamed at the top of his stupid republican lungs. But Agent J did a homoerotic dance and Morris showed Bill Cadman his oily chest and Bill Cadman realizd that he was actually gay, so gay people were allowed to become married.

They were still aving trouble with the zombies though, because zimbies did not like gay people because zombies want to eat everyone, but then the zombies realized the implications of eating men, so they supported gay marriage too. Then the zombies all died. The End. OR IS IT?