evil arrowhead: Ahaaaahaaaha! My last attempt was a failure, but this time I will surely succeed!
Evildreamstealer: Didn't you say that about all of your attemped fanfics?
evil arrowhead: Silence, fool! This time is different! You'll see! I will submit it this time! I will write it correctly and nicely!
Evildreamstealer: I guess you shouldn't waste time on the hopeless... evil arrowhead: that hurt...
Disclaimer: uh, could I have a fancier name than "Disclaimer"?
Disclaimer the Great: evil arrowhead doesn't own Yu-gi-oh, or any other anime, and we're all very glad she doesn't.
evil arrowhead: heh,heh, heh, heh, heh.
Disclaimer the Great: very glad.
...................................................Chapter One: The beginnin' of Battle City....................
Finally, a new tornament had begun! Yugi Motou was now looking around the city for a duel.
"Yami, for Ra's sake, just choose a duelist!" Yugi complained mentally.
"Yugi, it wouldn't be fair if I just preyed on the weak." Yami responded.
"You just sounded strangely like Yami Bakura."
"Do you want a time out, Yugi?"
"Noooooo! I don't wanna a time out!"
"Somebody needs to learn manners!"
"B-but I don't wannaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" By this time a small group had gathered around Yugi.
"Hey, John, who is this guy talkin' to?"
"I dunno, Billy."
"Yugi, honestly stop throwing a fit! You're fifteen! Somebody your age shouldn't be acting like that!"Yami continued
"John, do you see a fifteen-year-old throwing a fit?"
"Nope, do you, Billy?" Suddenly, a person pushed through the ever-growing crowd.
"Hey Yug! I need some help!" Yami suddenly snapped out of his trance and looked towards the ever familiar and annoying voice.
"You can be such a weakling sometimes, Joey." Yami mumbled.
"What did you say!?"
"Errrr----I'd be glad to help you anytime!"
"Dat's good news, Yug, 'cause I need your help!"
"Well, what is it?" Yami said, growing impatient.
"Dat rare hunter needs ta be taught a lesson, Yug!"
"Then why don't you do it yourself!"
"Are you mad?! He whipped me last time! Please, Yugi, you gotta hear me out on this!" Joey continued to plea.
"Well alright, Joey, let's go find the Rare Hunter."
So, our heros set off to find the rare hunter, unbeknownst to them, but beknownst to us was the leader in charge.
"Heh, heh, heh, looks like the pharoah is about to face my first servent." Said an ever annoying voice.
"Master Marik, all of the rare hunters are in their stations."
"Excelent, Odion, everything is going according to plan."
evil arrowhead: yawn how boring, I think I'll spice things up.... Suddenly, the Rare hunter base started to shake.
"What the—aaaaaaaaaahh!" screamed Marik.
The rare hunter base was now turned into a barn.
"um, moo?"
"Shut up, Odion."
"Sorry, master."
"Aahahahaaaahaa!"
"Oh, now you're laughing at me, Odion!"
"It wasn't me master, I swear!"
"Then who was it?! Was it you, teddy?"
"....................."
"Sir, I don't think it was teddy."
"Shut up! Teddy is speaking!"
"........................"
"We should've just stuck to taking the opponent's rarest card......"
"What was that, Odion?"
"Nothing, master."
"..................."
"Teddy says that some unknown force has decided to tamper with destiny!"
"Master! A teddy bear cannot speak!"
"Sure he can, right, teddy?"
"......................."
"See, Odion, he can!"
"Give back teddy, you creeps!" yelled a little girl's voice.
"Nooooo! I don't wanna!" Marik wailed
"Master, you could share."
"Well I don't wanna share!"
"Master, please you're making a scene!"
"No one is here! Right, teddy?"
"........................."
"What?! There is some one! Oh, yeah, the girl.!"
"That used to be my line. Right, teddy?" The little girl emerged from the stable to reveal: Rebecca!
"I thought I got rid of you!" snapped Marik
"Well now I've come back, for revenge and teddy!" Rebecca exclaimed
"Teddy has already chosen sides! Right, teddy?"
".................."
"sniff teddy how could you! Waaaaaah!" Said Rebecca as she ran off.
Evil arrowhead: Ahahaahaahaaaa!
"Master, did you hear that?"
"Odion, it's that laugh again! Who is it?"
evil arrowhead: it was me! Aahaaaaaahaaahaaahaa!
"Hey, how come she gets the label?"
evil arrowhead: because I'm special, Marik, and I don't talk to stuffed animals.
"Take that back, or I'll—I'll start singing!"
"Master don't do it!"
evil arrowhead: I am so out of here! POOF!
"Happy happy joy joy! Happy Happy Joy Joy!...."
"Master you can stop singing now...she's gone..."
"Happy happy joy joy! Happy Happy Joy Joy!..."
"...will it ever end?" ............................................................................ ...................................................... evildreamstealer: you are so evil.
evil arrowhead: hence the name.
Evildreamstealer: you are so weird.
Evil arrowhead: and so was this chapter
Evildreamstealer: -.-() I just can't wait for the next chapter.
Evilarrowhead: speaking of which, get in here, Announcer!
Announcer: the Disclaimer got a nice name...
Evilarrowhead: fine!
Announcer the Magnificent: Will Yugi defeat the Rare hunter? will Rebecca get teddy back? Will the authoress stop her evil? Will Marik stop singing? Tune in next time!
"Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy!...." Lets hope he does. You can reveiw if you want, or just do nothing. Ciao! And if something doesn't look right, it was the stupid document mananger!
