Authos note: I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS FANFIC cos I think I am a much better writer than el james or whatever is called and also im better writer than Anna todd (more like Anna twat, rite? ;)) so I used their shitty characters in my frankly superior superior story
Is shorter and much more funnier you ll see.
CHAPER 1: THE BAD ROBOTS ATTACK! AND THEN…
One morning anstasia steel was in her bedrrom sleeping until 12 o clock cos she was rich and rich people don't have to wake early . chirstian went to work early to do office stuff and he was rich and anastai thought she was happy for being married to a rich man like him who did business stuff and not the boring and poor people she kenw like her father.
Actually anastai hated them all including Rosalie, cos deep inside anastais was an asshole like christuian and tjatjhs why they like each other cos they both wer assholes.
"ahh is good to be rich and sleep until its late in the morning" anastais told herself once she woke up and had her breakfast luchn at the 12:30 pm
T I think I m bored so now im gonna call my best friend in the world: Tessa Yung!
Then anstaia picked up her cellphone and then she called her best friend tessa youn:
"hey bitch whats up" said anastia steel 2"whats up, "
"oh hello ansatia said tessa young who was studying some shit at the college she went "whats up anstaia? How are u?"
"im fucking great cos my husbo is a rich and hot guy I think that makes me happy cos he is rich and hot if he wasn't rich and hot then I wont be fine. How r u bitch?"
"im fine too, cos my boyfriend is a one direction singer so he is rich too. Thank you bithc!
Then they giggled and talked more bullshit about their rich husbos for some hours (their chat isn't important lets skip to the good part)
Than…
There was ZAP! A thunderous storm and antasai and tessa were all like what wthe fuck was that what was tha zapp what gives and then the phone (not the cellphone of anastia ) ringed and then anastia said somebody is calling me tessa I call yu later
Ok said tessa and then anastais answered the phone and it was Christian who was calling:
Hello? Whats my darling ansstaia said
"ansastia, its me Christian your hsubo" chrisitian said. "are you still in home?"
"yeah, why?"
"amastasia something went bad in my business please don't leave the house until come back ok?"
"what? What did you say, what happened?"
"just don't came out of fucking house you hear me? ! Christian screamed and then was the sound of a n elosion behinf him
Christian''?! wat the fuck happened? Asked anastia steel and then the phone click and it was all dead.
What the fuck? Anastai told herself and then she decided to ring the office and then she called at the blonde secretary of Christian nasatia hated cos she thought eh was a bitch like most blonde people except for her friend tessa young but even she could be a bitch sometimes.
"hello is this Christian grey office?" anastai asked
"blarrgrgh bzzzfx" a weird voice in the phone answered her
"what?"
"blalallrgh zfxxx!" the voice replied and anastia was scared.
"what the fuck Is happening? Where is my rich husbo Christian gey?
Then the phone zapped and the line was dead…
Holyn shit!" said anastias and then her cellphone ringed:
Hello? Asked Anastasia
"hah, ha, stupid idiot. A malevolent voice replied.
"what the fuck who is this?"
"I have your erich husbo! You will have to came out of the house if you want to rescue him?"
"who is this?"
"im a rtobot. An evil robot, you husbo paid a scientist to built us to fight in war countries but we turned against him and now the scientist is dead and your rich husbo is our hostage! If you want to save him get out of your fucking house or we well kill him!"
"but christian toold me to don't get out of the house! And I always do what she told me."
"too bad!" evil rbot said "you don't came out of the house, we kill your husbo! You have 10 mminutes to decide!"
"but…"
"okay, you have 12 minutes to come out of the house! If you don't came out of the houe we will kill your husbo and then we kill yu! Hah hah!"
Oh no what im a going to do? Anastia told herself.
Find out the next chapter ;)
To be continued…
