A/N- Maybe this is what you think...maybe it isn't...maybe your on crack...okay...the last one was a bit overboard...maybe I'm on crack n.n!


Hidan heard the two fucktards upstairs yelling at each other.

"If your gunna do that do it right, Dei!"

"What you wanna try, Itachi, un?"

"Fine, I will hold it still."

"Fine, but if you hurt me with it I'll kill you."

'What are they fucking doing?'

"OWWWWW! I told you not to hurt me!...You ramed it right into my ass, un!"

"Maybe if you didn't move, I wouldn't have to hurt you!"

"...ummm...It won't fit..."

"What do you mean it won't fit?"

"You can't get through my entrance!"

"Your kidding! You said it would fit. You said you just did this this morning with Sasori before he left for the mission!"

"It was a different size I guess, un."

"...CAN SOMEONE HELP US??"

Hidan sighed. He walked upstairs to help the bakas. Pein stayed downstairs and listened to them yelling.

"What the fuck did you do this time?"

"It won't fit!"

"Yeah it won't go through, un."

"Have you pushed it in?"

"Yeah, un."

"Fine let me try it."

"If you inist."

"Just make sure you down ram into me like Itachi did, un."

"I'll try."

Leader heard a loud bang and his one eye twiched.

"Damn Hidan, I didn't know you were that big."

"Yeah, un, but at least this time it got through."

"Your fucking welcome."

"Hey,un, can you help me find something?"

"What fucking is it?"

Pein heard a soft whisper and his eye twiched again.

'what...are...they...doing?'

"Is this is, Dei? ahhh."

"THATS IT! GIVE IT TO ME!"

"I feel so left out..."

"Then help me with this, un."

"Okay, what do you want me to do with it?"

"Just rub it."

"Okay...fine...Is this good, Dei?"

"Yeah...Great."

"Is that fucking it?"

"Yeah...Itachi, Hidan, Wanna help me tomarrow, Sasori won't be home yet."

"Yeah, sure, Dei."

"What-fucking-ever."

That was it, Pein had enough. He ran upstairs to find Hidan, Deidara, and Itachi and sitting in Deidara's new room on his couch, watching TV. All in their cloaks.

"What the fuck were you doing up here?!"

"Trying to get the couch through the entrance to my room."

"Then what was Hidan looking for?"

"One of Sasori's puppets, I didn't want anyone to know I took it so I whispered it to him, un."

"And what about Itachi having to rub something?"

"I wanted him to rub the chest of the puppet so it would be clean when I give it back to Danna, un."

"...okay...I'll be leaving now. I'll be in town."

Pein left the Hide-out and Deidara, Hidan,and Itachi all smiled.

"Nice cover-up, Deidara."

"Thanks, un."

"Yeah he will never know what the fuck we were really doing."

Little did they know Konan had hidden a camera in the right-hand corner of the room. n.n


A/N- Preverts...R&R plz