We sat in court, France, Prussia, and I, waiting for Switzerland to say something. It was Prussia and France's fault we were in this situation. They were the ones who decided it would be fun to toilet paper Switzerland's house. We sat in silent agony as we waited, Switzerland glaring down at us. He eventually spoke.

"Well, you three, I have decided. You are sentenced to 25 years in prison for invasion of property and property damage."

"Hey, Switzerland," Prussia spoke, "Isn't that a bit tough?" Everyone in the room looked at the white-haired man in disbelief. Nobody ever talked back to Switzerland. Even Switzerland looked surprised. "I mean, 25 years? That's a bit much," he tried to reason.

"Well, then. 26 years prison! Final judgment!" We all groaned. Leave it to Prussia to give us another year. The police hand-cuffed us and started to drag us away. But we had a secret weapon...

When we arrived, we were searched, but we played a Frank Morris* trick and set off the metal detector. It was just what we wanted. They took the bait, a small metal knife, and then let us go through. These guys were absolute idiots.

We were thrown into out cells, which are right next to each other. France was on the right and Prussia was on my left. If you thought Alcatraz was bad, this made it look like a chain-link fence. Guards were posted at every cell and were switched every hour. This was a prison of no-nonsense. This was advanced! I'll admit, I was mad at Prussia and France for landing us all here, but hey? How bad could this be if we were together? I mean, we are the Best Friends Trio (although some refer to us as the Bad Touch Trio. I'm not sure why.) We could make this fun. Especially if we were all next to each other.

One thing about prison is, they like to have us mingle. You would not believe who was here! Switzerland was cruel enough to put his own former ally in jail. That's right; Austria was here. "What did he do?" I thought. I saw numerous other countries, including North Korea, Cuba, Libya, and Turkey. Wow! We were not alone. God, did Switzerland build a jail just for countries? Talk about hardcore neutral. Anyways, Prussia, France, and I were just strolling in the outdoor courtyard when we all got shivs to our necks. Playing a damsel in distress, we all begged for mercy. These prisoners were good, but we were better. We could take these guys on any day.

They might have had shivs, but we had our weapons. Switzerland's metal detectors picked up the metal knives while we smuggled in our swords. We didn't dare try to let the guards catch us with them. They would possibly kill us. You never know with Switzerland. He was the warrant, mind you. Anyways, we unsheathed our swords and turned on them. In the end, they ended up begging for mercy. Best part was, the guards never caught us. Were we sneaky or what?


A/N

Hey guys! SodaPop Phantom here with a brand new Hetalia fic! This is actually pretty old. I finally decided to upload it. It's a fun little fic, I swear! Anyways, reviews are appreciated since this is the only chapter! Still more to come!