Chapter 1
So I've had a good day, I got a 95 on my English test and then mutilated the face of a little girl. Ironically my teacher used red ink and drew a smiley face, but that wasn't the face I saw on the little girl, funny huh? Hi I'm Madison Creed, and I'm a vampire hunter. I work for the hidden organization called Grey Haven. The Creed's have been hunting vampires for more than 1,500 years. To maintain my identity I wear a specially manufactured suit that also covers my face. Now my best friend William says I stole the idea from Green Goblin in Spider-Man 3, which is so not true, they just happened to look a like. Ignore the fact that I have a glider that replicates the one from Spider-Man…holy shit I got off topic.
Anyways back to the little girl…
I had infiltrated a small apartment outside town that I heard to be housing vampires, after stopping at Taco Bell, I love crunch wrap supreme, anyways, I quietly opened the door and was anxious to kill some blood sucking fuck heads. Nothing…damnit. I heard a noise from the other room and quickly but quietly unsheathed my katana sword. That sword will cut through pastrami like a banshee, anyways, I stepped into a small room and low and behold their was a large male vampire laying on the bed.
I walked to the bed, after checking the Chinese take out box, and covered the mouth of the vampire while simultaneously ripping through his flesh with a silver stake I found conveniently in my back holster. I stepped back and I could tell he was dead, when his skin started burning and he turned into ashes. I stepped towards the door and hear the sound of scampering feet. I'm not a fan of the scampering. Ignoring all my movie knowledge I stepped towards the bed to check the scene.
As I stepped towards the bed, I stepped on a bottle, which some how with the power of a god, shot the cap off and knocked the lap off of the table and sending it to the ground with a huge crash. From the other side of the door a naked female vampire came probably to check things out. When this bitch saw me she jumped at me fangs flared and everything. This chick was a psycho bitch.
When she jumped forward I pulled a sawed off, exploding buck 12 gauge shot gun. I call it my negotiator. I fired both shots at once sending scalding hot buck shot from my barrel, through the air and into this girls head sending blood and brains splashing onto the walls in every direction and even at me. Now normally a shotgun to a vampire will hurt them but not kill them, not this time I shot directly into her face from point blank into her head blowing it clean off her head. I almost wanted to say, "Get out of my face but I decided not to, it might not come off as cool, tough talking a dead body.
It's a shame we had to meet under these circumstances cause she had a nice rack. Anyways, this is kind of funny but as the shot from the gun fired, the vampires son walked up behind to see what was going on.
The brains and blood splashed onto the face and body of the little boy behind the woman. "Oh haha, that's to bad," I said as the boy screamed and ran away. Out of almost pure luck I flung my razor sharp katana through the wall. I heard a thud and then a second thud. 'Wow I actually just cut the head off through the wall, that's a first for me' I thought.
Just as I was walking away I heard the scamper of little feet. My God I hate that. I walked slowly up to the bed and scary movie moment number one happened, the hand of a little girl shot out from under the bed and grabbed my foot. Now theirs that old saying, "first you say it, then you do it. That's not true, because I screamed "FAHV!"
I kicked my foot forwards and the girl went with it and flew into the wall. That's a triple movie madness moment of the day, wow say that 3 times fast, anyways. The scampering feet, the hand from under the bed and the creepy little kid.
Now normally vampires here the name "Night Watchmen," and they run away, but not this little girl. She came at me like a spider monkey. So I was forced to place a size 12 boot up side her little fucking head. She fell to the ground and hit with a thud that kind of made me giggle.
I placed a foot on the things throat and put the tip of my katana on her neck. Now I've been training in ways to dispose of vampires since I was 5 so there were a number of ways I could've done this, but I was feeling rebellious, so with one foot on the girl, I broke the leg off of a chair. I beat the face of that little hell spawn, so hard a badger would've said, hey isn't that a little harsh.
I cut the head off the little girl, checked their fridge and I was out of there.
Vampires utterly disgust me, and my family, so here we are kept in secret, killing all the most notorious vampires that are known about and some that aren't.
This is only one part of my life. The other part I go to school, with my best friend William, we've known each other since about age three. I always try and get him to join up with me but so far I can't persuade him.
Anyways I'm out of here, I promised Will I'd go eat with him and Chelsea from school. Now that girl, she's got pale skin and long nails, and fangs, but William just told me she's gothic, so I went with it. William would tell me if she was, any who I got salami waiting for me so I'm going to Jet.
Ok I had fun writing this so if you could just review and tell me what you thought thatd be great.
