INVADER ZIM:

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SOMETHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH DAISIES

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, OK? Happy now? HUH HUH HUH!

By Chelle Hakkai FUZZY-LUMPKINS! BWAHAHAHA! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE COOKING PANS FEEEEEEEEL THE WRATH …..And have a cookie-Chucks a cookie at your eye-

Gir: (walks in the house, and strips off his dog suit) I'M HOME! WEE!

Zim: (notices Gir from where he was, the living room, only seconds after coming up out of his 'secret lab' area place…thingy…you know what I mean) ….Home from where?

Gir: SCHOOL!

Zim: o.O…Gir, you don't go to school.

Gir: I DO NOW!

Zim: And even if, it's a Saturday.

Gir: I loOoOove school!

Zim: Why were you at the school building?

Gir: To get my EDUMACATION on! (dances)

Zim: …(walks away, muttering about Dib's new 'scheme' to ruin Zim's plans to take over Earth)

Gir: (following Zim) I saw Dib!

Zim: O.O ….Dib? You saw DIB? At the school building?

Gir: Yeah. He must need some more edumacation too…

Zim: Gir, what was Dib doing?

Gir: I dunno!

Zim: Well what did it look like he was doing?

Gir: Pickin' daisies.

Zim: DAISIES OF DOOM! HE MUST BE PLANNING ON USING THEM TO PLOT AGAINST US!

Gir: Yay!

Zim: Gir, that's a bad thing.

Gir: Bad?

Zim: Yes.

Gir: …

Zim: …

Gir: …yay!

Zim: GIR! I said it's a BAD thing! We're DOOMED!

Gir: Aww…Doom doom doom doom (sings the doom song)

Zim: AHH! STOP SINGING THAT!

Gir: oookey doooookey….

Zim: Good. Now…

Gir: Now what?

Zim: I was just about to say what until you interrupted me! Now…

Gir: Now what?

Zim: SILENCE, MINION! (Thinks)

Gir: …

Zim: …

Gir: …now what?

Zim: NOW….I will be back. (Runs off to his little…lab…place…you still know what I'm talking about)

Gir: Now….(turns on the tv) THE EVIL MONKEY SHOW! (Watches it)

-Minutes Later-

Zim: (Walks into the living room where Gir is still watching the Evil Monkey Show) NOW! I got it! We must spy on Dib!

Gir: Yay!

Zim: (Takes out all these spying…device…thingies…) We shall find out EXACTLY what this…this….huuuuman
(Twitches)…is REALLY up to! And we shall STOP HIM! (Throws his arms up in the air, laughing evilly)

Gir: Yay!

Zim: Yes. And you are going to stay home while I go spy on Dib. You aren't going, because you might mess things up…AGAIN….

Gir: Aww…but I want to go!

Zim: No. You stay home and watch tv.

Gir: I want an important joooob! Like a Government man…or a mongoose… Pleaseee! (Sobs)

Zim: OK. Here. You must guard our secret lair and defend our house!

Gir: Yay! (Eyes get red, stands up tall and proud) Yes, my Master. (Salutes)

Zim: Good. Now go do your duty!

Gir: (Giggles)

Zim: What?

Gir: dooty…

Zim: …

Gir: …

Zim: Go guard the place! I'll be back later!

Gir: WEE! (Runs to the couch and turns on the tv)

Zim: (Runs out of the house and slams the door behind him and makes his way over to Dibs house)

-At Dib's house-

Gaz: Dib, why are you covered in Daisies? (Asks herself why she even asked him that)

Dib: Saving the world, Gaz, SAVING THE WORLD! (Falls over and twitches, still covered in daisies)

Gaz: (Takes out her video game system out of ….God knows where, and walks away playing it) Whatever, Dib, don't bug me now. Really. Don't bug me ever. If that is possible.

Dib: You don't even care that aliens are taking over the world! YOU'LL THANK ME ONE DAY! Oh, you will….

(Zim approaches the house of Dib and tip-toes through the yard, hiding in and out of bushes, you know, like on tv, when they hide behind a pole and you can't see them even though the pole is about ONE THIRD the width of them, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, PEOPLE, HUH? EXPLAIINNN! …"silence" exxppllaiiinnn…."silence again" I knew you couldn't. "ahem" Anyways, he's attempting to set up some spiffy spying gadgets, so yeah.)

Dib: (looks out the window and thinks he sees something, and turns around fast.) What was that? O.O (Gets paranoid….if you can't already tell.) IT'S THAT ALIEN! THAT ALIEN IS ATTEMPTING TO SPY ON US, GAZ! (Runs into the living room where Gaz is)

Gaz: (Is playing her video game again. What else would she be doing?) You know that whole 'bugging me' thing? You're doing it again.

Dib: BUT IT'S ZIM, GAZ! I SAW HIM!

Gaz: Then why don't you go outside to see what he's up to?

Dib: A HA! That's exactly what I'm going to do! He thinks he can spy on me? We'll just see about THAT. I'll spy on him! (Laughs evilly and runs out the door.)

Gaz: Finally. (Locks the door and continues playing her video game.)

-Outside-

Dib: (Walks around his backyard, looking for Zim) Zim! I know you're here! Come out and FIGHT!

Zim: (Is hiding under some bushes) (Is thinking to himself) 'Ha! He'll never find me here! I've already got the spy gadgets placed and ready to start spying. Fight? Ha. He'd have no chance. Maybe I should come out and fight him till his death. Then no one can stop me from taking over the Earth!'

Dib: (Hears something in the bushes.) What was that! (Turns around to the bush he thought a sound was coming from)

Zim: 'Curses' (Thinks to himself) (Stops moving.)

Dib: I know you're there, Zim! Come out and show your alien self!
(Zim takes his cloaking device and presses the button to become invisible.)

Dib: (Rustles through the bushes, in search of Zim) I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! (Doesn't see anything) Curses. Where could he have gone? (Looks everywhere) He….he escaped…CURSES! (Walks up to his front door and tries to open it, but it's locked.) Gaz! GAZ! LET ME IN! (Bangs on the door.) LET ME IN!

Gaz: (Still playing her video game oo I'm getting tired of having to remind everyone that she's STILL playing that stupid video game! OK, fine, I don't think it's stupid…I really think it's cool…But for now on, just do me a favor and remember that that's what she's ALWAYS doing, OK? Thank you.) Forget it, Dib. I'm not letting you in. (Says to herself) Finally, some peace and quiet. (Turns up the volume and kills people on her video game.)

Dib: (Continues to bang on the door for God knows how long, I don't care, so I'm switching the scene back over to Zim and Gir. Bwahahaha...OK so the evil laugh wasn't needed, I just felt like putting that. Why? You ask WHY! I just said! 'CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT! And if you don't like it….DEAL!) (I'm very sorry about being so angsty today, and if you're still reading my story…why? Erm… what I meant was…thank you. And if you like it, thank you for liking it! And if you don't like it…well, I didn't FORCE you to read this, so…but if you started out liking it, then not liking it now, sorry for leading you on, making you think that it's a really great story when it just turns out to be just a real piece of crap. But anyways, I just hope you like it. And I'll stop all the rambling on and on, I don't mean to, sorry. I promise I'll stop making all these stupid unnecessary comments during my story, interrupting your reading time. Just continue reading. I promise, no rambling, nope, not gonna happen anymore, nada, zilch, zero ramblization. Is that a word even? Oh, dear God, I'm rambling again aren't I? –Gets shot– oh crap x.x)

-Finally back to Zim and Gir, where Zim now gets home, uncloaked, as he uncloaked himself on his way home-

Gir: (Sees Zim walk in.) INTRUDER INTRUDER INTRUDER (Repeats over and over, eyes red)

Zim: GIR! It's just me!

Gir: (Stops repeating INTRUDER and eyes turn back blue…or whatever the heck they call that one color these days…baby blue, sky blue, or is it turquoise even? If you really care, just look it up on Google images. –Gets shot– AGAIN! GOD, I'M DEAD ALREADY, GEEZ!) HI ZIMMY!

Zim: …. Zimmy? ZIMMY!

Gir: I know, I think it's cute too…

Zim: Do not call me 'Zimmy' ever again!

Gir: ….

Zim: Do you understand, Gir?

Gir: Yes…wait a minute…..

Zim: …

Gir: …

Zim: …

Gir: …no.

Zim: Repeat after me.

Gir: Oookey doookeyyy

Zim: I

Gir: I

Zim: will

Gir: will

Zim: not

Gir: not

Zim: call

Gir: call

Zim: Zim

Gir: Zimmy

Zim: NOOO!

Gir: NOOO!

Zim: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Gir: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Zim: Stop repeating me!

Gir: Stop repeating me!

Zim: I MEAN IT! STOP IT!

Gir: I MEAN IT! STOP IT!

Zim: …

Gir: (Giggles)

Zim: A HA! I win! I did not giggle! You did! You lose!

Gir: …A HA! I win! I did not giggle! You did! You lose!

Zim: Noooooooo!

Gir: Noooooooo!

Zim: Gir. I order you to stop repeating everything I say. OK?

Gir: Oookey Doookeyyy…

Zim: Thank you! Finally! Now, I set up the spying devices in Dibs backyard. While I'm over here setting up this spy screen, you go over there and…you see that red button over there?

Gir: Over where?

Zim: Over there (Points to it)

Gir: Over there? (Points to it)

Zim: Yes. Over there.

Gir: Where?

Zim: Ugh! (Takes Gir by the hand and walks him over to where the red button is.) This button, OK?

Gir: I underrstaaaannnnddd

Zim: Good. Stay here and press it when I tell you to.

Gir: Press what?

Zim: THE BUTTON! THE BUTTON, THE RED BUTTON, GIR!

Gir: Okey Dokey!

Zim: (Continues setting up the spy screen.) Now, press the button, Gir!

Gir: I can't.

Zim: What do you mean you can't?

Gir: I got my hand full! (Holds up a slushie he was slurping on earlier)

Zim: GIR! You have another hand!

Gir: (Looks down at his other hand) Oooohh yeaaaahhhh….WEE! (Presses the button)
(All the spy screens and speakers come on)

Zim: BWAHAHAHA! You'll never get away with anything, Dib! Now, let us see what he's up to. (Watches the screens) oo

-What Zim can see and hear with his spy stuff-

Dib: (Is climbing into his house through the window, since Gaz refused to unlock the front door, and starts talking to himself.) Oh, Gaz will pay for this. When I'm busy saving the world, I won't do any favors for her! Hahaha! Now…(Brushes the rest of the daisies off of him.) Zim is up to something with these…these daaaisies, and I have to figure out what on Earth he's up to this time! (Takes one out of his hair and puts it under a microscope.)

Zim: (Says to himself as he's watching Dib) He thinks I'm trying to destroy Earth with mere DAISIES? So that's why Gir said he looked like he was picking daisies. Be afraid, Dib, for I will create YOUR doom with daisies! Then I will use other techniques to destroy the Earth once I have him out of the way! Bwahahahaha!

Dib: (Thinks he sees something move and jumps and turns around.) What was that? (Looks around.) Zim! He's spying on me, isn't he! YOU'RE SPYING ON ME ZIM, STOP SPYING ON ME! (Looks around feverishly paranoid for hidden cameras, destroying his room in the process.) Oh Ziiiiim, can you see what I'm doing NOW? I'm plotting against you! I'm going to turn you in! Soon, everyone will know that you really ARE an alien! THEN, you shall be DOOOMED! (Laughs evilly.)

Zim: Gir! Come here at once!

Gir: (Goes over to Zim.) What?

Zim: Go pick some daisies! A lot of them! As many as you can get!

Gir: Yay! (Runs out the door.)

Zim: WAIT! You forgot your dog suit! (Holds up the dog suit.)

-Meanwhile, back at Dib's house-

Dib: Gaz! Gaz! I think Zim's spying on us!

Gaz: Didn't I already go through this with you? The whole 'Bugging me' thing? You're still doing it.

Dib: ARGH! (Goes to his last hope, his father.) Father!

His Father: I'm busy, son.

Dib: You….(Eyes get teary) You…you called me son! I love you, Father!

His Father: I'm really busy now; can you shut the door on your way out?

Dib: Father! I need your help! I think that alien boy, Zim, is spying on me! Can I use your spy kit to spy on him?

His Father: Sure! (Hands Dib a big box of spy gadgets.)

Dib: Yay! (Goes off to set up the spy stuff) Now, once I get this stuff set up, I will have proof that you really ARE an alien,
Zim! And the whole world will know! Mwahahahaha!

Will Dib get proof that Zim is really an alien? Will Zim's plan to create Dib's doom with daisies work? Will Gir be discovered as a robot since he forgot his dog suit? Find out in the next chapter of…dun dun dun…SOMETHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH DAISIES!

-To Be Continued-