Authors note: This is my first fanfiction so any and all criticism is welcome!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter in any way, shape, or form.
It is a cold and rainy day. The students are all sad and depressed looking. Normally this would bother me because you can't form bonds with students who are famous or will one day be famous who are sad. It is simply not done. You ask why this fact of sadness does not bother me; well you see I have a brand new box of Crystallized pineapple waiting for me in my office. Now that I have made Hogwarts my permanent residence my many admires and former members of the slug club know where to send me everything they used to. Gwenogg Jones just sent me the biggest box of Crystallized Pineapple I have ever seen and according to her letter that accompanied the box, she had the box specially made just for me. And people say that forming bonds with students is a waste of time. Ahh, the bell has rung! It is time for me to sink my teeth into the delicious delectable known as Crystallized Pineapple. Hurrying back to my classroom I see Harry Potter, yes the one who defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named as a baby, it seems he wants something.
Oh the nerve of that boy! He wanted to talk to me about that accursed memory, how I loathe myself for giving it to Dumbledore! Anyways, can't let this fact bother me; I have to get to my sweets!
It seems I can not have any peace and quiet. I have finally reached my office just to be called to a Faculty meeting. The joys of being a teacher.
Another day has come and gone and I still have yet to eat any of my pineapple from Gwenogg! I spend most of my time trying to avoid talking to other people just so I can hopefully make time in the evening to eat my delectable! Why can't anyone tell that I do not want to talk, but Potter keeps trying to catch me! I will not under any circumstances give him the memory! What is this? A break in my ever so busy schedule, which has just gotten busier (I think someone knows of my pineapple and is conniving to keep me away from it!). I hope nothing comes up and I can finally eat the whole box! Yes you heard right, the whole box, you see I have been thinking of nothing but that box for a week! I know it's sad, but like I've been saying I have a very busy schedule! Oh bugger, someone is knocking, maybe if I don't answer they will go away. Oh bloody hell, who ever it is, is very persistent! Oh it's Potter with his ginger, I can never remember that boy's name! It seems that potter's ginger has ingested some sort of love potion, now I know if Potter really had any potion genius he would have made the antidote. I also know he as Severus' old potion book, this does not bother me. A little cheating can go a long way in helping the boy learn. Well now the antidote is made so I can shoo them out of my office after a quick pick me up. Oh bother the ginger has fallen asleep...wait!
I can't get the fact out of my head that I froze when one of my students was poisoned within the confines of my office! Well it seems that Potter's ginger will make a full recovery, now where did I place that box? Aha! I found it. I am going to go lock myself in my office and open it for no one but Dumbledore!
Sweet sugary victory is now mine and the box is now empty. Maybe I could write to Gwenogg and see if she will send me another one...
