Suicide Squad: Sweet Revenge

Author's Note: Warner Bros. is the rightful owner of SUICIDE SQUAD

Chapter 1 - Driven Nuts

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A few weeks after the ending of our previous story...

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

"You know, Slime Ball, you keep on doing that to yourself, and your head actually will be damaged."

The Joker gritted his teeth, and he exclaimed, "I am doing this because I cannot handle living with you in this wretched cell for the rest of my life."

Poison Ivy, formerly Dr. Pamela Isley, rolled her eyes at him, and replied, "Oh, like it's a joy for me to wake up everyday and see your smiling face."

Then, she added, "Here's a bright idea - why not escape?"

"Are you delusional or something?" The Joker replied. "There's no damn doorknob or anything here except for the freakin' bathroom, and no windows whatsoever. So how... exactly... am I supposed to escape?"

"How the hell should I know?" exclaimed Ivy. "You're the criminal mastermind, not me..."

The Joker collapsed onto his bed, and said, "Someone kill me, please!"

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Belle Reve Prison - Training Yard

"Well... I got to admit, man... you're putting up one hell of a fight!"

Slade chuckled, and replied, "Thanks, man... so do-"

"Shot! Shot!"

Both of them groaned, and the assassin turned to glare at the young woman that he would marry one day.

"Harley, seriously? I'm a little busy with something!''

She put her hands on her hips, and said, "Come here now, or you ain't getting any tonight."

"Oh, my gosh, Quinn... okay, all right, fine!"

As Deadshot went over to Harley, Slade quietly began to slowly walk away from them, heading towards the-

"Slade! Oh, Slade, honey..."

The mercemary ran off as fast as he could, and the young woman (now approaching her third month of pregnancy) said, "All right, later!"

"Okay, doll face, what was so importat that you had to interrupt our match?"

"Huh? Oh!" giggled Harley. "I wanted to know what you thought of naming her Vanessa."

Deadshot couldn't believe it. "You stopped our fighting so that you coud tell me that?"

"Ah, you have plenty of time to do that stuff," exclaimed Harley. "But in 7 or 8 months, you're gonna have to help me and the doc when it's time for the baby to be born."

The assassin just gave her a look, and Harley said, "Okay, I'm sorry, Shot, I just... I'm scared..."

That's a surprise, thought Deadshot as he sat next to her. "About what?"

"I mean, come on, look at us, Shot," replied Harley. "We're not exactly normal parents."

Deadshot chuckled, and he replied, "Harley, come on, whoever said normal was supposed to be fun?"

He kissed the top of her head, wrapped an arm around her body, and said, "Look, doll face, I promise you that we're going to be fine. You do want this to happen, right?"

"More than anything..."

"Well, there you go," replied the assassin. "I mean, Clown Boy and Plant Bitch are locked up, no one here is trying to kill us... we'll be fine, Harley."

She looked up at him, staring into his eyes, and asked, "You promise?"

"I guarantee it," replied Deadshot, and he began to give her a romantic kiss.

Once he pulled away, the young woman became surprised as Deadshot then picked her up, bridal style.

"What's the special occasion?" Not that she didn't mind or anything.

"Let's just say I'm getting a head start before your sex craving hormones kick in," replied Deadshot.

Harley giggled, and said, "Careful what you ask for, Shot... wouldn't want twins to pop outta me, would we?"

"Girl, I swear, you better be messing with me," said Deadshot. "Don't be playing with me like that."

Harley simply continued laughing before going back to kissing Deadshot, even as they returned to their cell.

Not even the voices in her head were going to bother her.

Ooh, it's movie time!

Seriously? Her sex life is not some damn popcorn flick!

Hey, we got to entertain ourselves in here somehow.

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"And another thing... what kind of top criminal lets their girl go out to-"

"Pamela, I swear to God," growled the Joker. "If another word comes out of you today, I will personally use these chains to choke the life out of you."

"Ooh, scary," taunted Poison Ivy, giving him an annoyed and sarcastic look.