A\n Marik has a lot of fantasies and 'evil' plans and now he's telling us his story (every chapter is a short story and every chapter will be a different story I will tell if there is a second chapter)

If you have any ideas, but are they not totally done yet or just for request just send a review

Flamers will be flamed back and be flushed trough the toilettes

Story one!

Let Melvin trip plan

"ONES OPON A TIME THERE WAS A VERY SEXSY MAN CALLED MELVIN BLISHTAR, BUT HE WASN'T AS SEXSY AS MARIK ISHTAR *ugh ugh* 9,5 out of 10 *ugh* HE WAS VERY COOL AND HANDSOME AND HE LIKED TO HUG PEOPLE..THEN ONE DAY THERE WAS A BANANA, AND THE BANANA WAS VERY TASTY..OHHHHHHH...AND THE BANANA LAID ON THE MELVIN'S WALKING SPOT AND THAN "WHAM" MELVIN FELL OVER THE BANANA OHHHHHHH…

….Melvin ran as fast as he could, tears where burning behind his eye's but he would never shed them. He ran towards Bakura's house 'he wouldn't believe what happened'

Ones at Bakura's home

"BAKURA BAKURA BAKURA BAKURA OPEN THE FRIGGING DOOR BAKURA !"

"PISS OF MELVIN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP"

Than there was a soft noise and the door opened an inch

"sorry for Bakura he's in a grumpy mood, can I help you?" Melvin was very surprised when the door opened but when he saw Ryou he understood it, "yes, I need to talk to Bakura" "why" Ryou asked "not that I need to know I just….. need to know if it's going to irritate Bakura more" Ryou rushed after it "just something happened and I need to talk to Bakura"

"What happened?" Ryou asked but before Ryou could get an answer Bakura poked his head around the corner, "just let him talk to me, believe me he would be gone in about five minutes" he gave Ryou a wink and let Melvin into his room.

"spit it out" Bakura said wile sitting down on the edge of the bed. Melvin waited a few seconds " I was walking over street on my usually spot daydreaming about my hikari and than, do you know what happened then?, I tripped, over a banana, I swear someone was trying to break my neck or something, this is an assault…. AN ASSAULT I SAY" Bakura who had been listening carefully had come to a conclusion… "you should go to the police" Melvin thought for a second but nodded than "Okay" Melvin left the room and the house.

"stupid mortal" Bakura muttered while he watched Melvin run to the police station

At the police station

"MISS, MISS!"

"Yes, sir?"

"Someone assaulted me"

"WHAT?, okay come along with me, tell me what happened"

"Well, I was walking over street on my usually spot and then BOOM out of nowhere I…. I…. I tripped over a banana"

"….."

"miss?"

"I see, but there a billions people walking on the earth every one could have tripped over the ba-"

"IT WAS ON MY WALKING SPOT, THE SPOT WHERE I ALWAYS WALK, IT IS AN ASSAULT I SAY, DON'T YOU DARE TO TELL ME I'VE COME HERE FOR NOTHING, I'VE COULD BREAK MY NECK OR SOMETHING! OR MAYBE MY LEGS, MAYBE IT WAS THE MEANING THAT I NEED TO BE BLACKED OUT SO SOMBODDY COULD RAPE ME! MAYBE THEY WHERE TRYING TO STEAL MY SEXSYNESS AWAY I DON'T KNOW BUT IT IS AN ASSAULT, AN ASSAULT I SAY!"

"calm down mister, we would look after it, please go home and rest a bit, we have it under control"

"Okay" Melvin sighed

As he walked home

Meanwhile at Melvin's home

"MWHAHAHAHAHAH" I, Marik laughed as behind me a chalkboard appeared with the text

"let Melvin trip plan"

THE END… THE GELTIC GARDION YUGI BOOOOHHOOOOOO

Fu*ck Melvin is home

*clears chalkboard*

A/n I said it would be short hahahaha

Please R&R