I am expecting flames, so let it burn! I know there is many people who agree with me, so sing along! This is to the tune of 7 things by miley cyrus!
I really want to say this
But then you'd get all mad
Why all of you like him
Just makes me really sad
He's not awesome, he should get lost
It's not possible for me to be a fan
And now I'm singing this good song
Though you're never gonna change
Your mind, sigh
7 things I hate about Rob Pattinson
7 things I hate about Rob Pattinson
Yeah, yeah
He's ugly
He's ugly
He's ugly
He's not a vampire
He's not a good Edward
I don't know why they picked him
He's ugly, real ugly
When you act like Edward, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the real Edward
And the worst thing about Rob Pattinson is…
He's really ugly
You're ugly and I hate you
As I wait for the director to say
What I need to hear now
For you to be fired
When they mean it, I'll throw a party
But they won't, and I will cry
But that's okay
Oh I still don't like you
Your hair is just so weird, yeah
7 things I hate about Rob Pattinson
7 things I hate about Rob Pattinson
Yeah, yeah
He's ugly
He's ugly
He's ugly
He's not a vampire
He's not a good Edward
I don't know why they picked him
He's ugly, real ugly
When you act like Edward, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the real Edward
And the worst thing about Rob Pattinson is…
He's really ugly
And compared to the even worse things
That would take so long to write
I probably have to mention
The seven that I sort of like…
There's none!
There's none!
I can't think of one!
I still don't like him
Your hair is weird, you should get it cut
When you talk you sound like you're drunk!
I don't like
The way you act
You're just not Edward
I guess I can't do anything about it
And the sort of best thing, about Rob Pattinson is…
He actually looked sort of cute when he played Cedric Diggory!
YEAH!
The closest thing I've gotten to a flame is from someone who likes most of my stories. Flame away! If you give me a good review, I'll give you brownies, but if you flame, I might, just might, give you a little crumb. I do not own Rob Pattinson or 7 Things. Final words of advice: I HATE ROB PATTINSON!!!
R-C