Old Mc Hiei Had A Farm

Yes I DON't own yu yu it wolud be great if i did but at the moment i can't affored the shirt i want ;.; but anyways If I did, do you think I would be wasting my weekend writing a fan fic? our generation is a buch of assholes, geez.


Prologue


random voice: Hiei, What are you doing here?

Hiei: Who was that'

Hiei looked up from his strange sandwich that was labeled turkey' but only saw a bunch of giggly American school girls getting of one of those contraptions,

Hiei: what had Kurama called them? Oh yes planes.'

random voice again: Hiei what are you doing here?

Hiei jumped around.

Hiei: Oh it's you Yusuke" (sounding less than thrilled) I'm going to some place called New Jersey.' But why are you here?

Yusuke: Well me, Kuwabara, and Kurama are here too see Kurama's mom off.

the prettiest red-haired guy you have ever seen standing on Yusuke's right: She's going to visit her sister who's about to have twins

annoting freakish voice: Hey Shrimp why are YOU goin' to Jersey?!

Hiei: Hello Kuwabara, do you really want me to beat you up in front of all these girls?

Kuwabara: What girls?!

Hiei: The one's staring at you making a scene.

Kuwabara turned around and saw the american girls staring at him, when they saw him looking they burst into giggles.

Kuwabara: *turning completely red and slinking down.*

Kurama: But why ARE you going to New Jersey Hiei?

Hiei: I'm going to a funeral, my long lost uncle henry or something, any ways I'm in his will.

Yusuke: First of all I'm surprised that you know what a will is Hiei. Second I gotta see this when does your plane leave?

Hiei: Er at two.

Yusuke: OK only half an hour. Kuwabara, Kurama you guys wanna come? My treat.

Kuwabara:

Kurama: I suppose I should go to keep you all out of trouble, so OK I'll go said Kurama.

Yusuke :Great I'll go get the tickets.