Notes: I don't own Gundam Wing. I own a Gundam Wing calender, but that's about it..
I also don't own the tootsie pop people or any thing else but this story. Enjoy.




How many licks does it take?




Trunks: Welcome all! I will be your author and narrator for this evening, so pull
up a chair and get comfy! Today, we will be seeing exactly how many licks
it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. And to help us, we've brought
in the cast of Gundam Wing to help ^_^ lets get started!




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Wufei: This is injustice...

Trunks: Wufei, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Wufei: Tootsie pops are weak, Rock candy is the only candy with justice!

Trunks: -_-;


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Trunks: Duo, how many licks does it-

Duo: CANDY! *eats the candy without even taking the wrapper off*

Trunks: Not yet!

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Trunks: Relena, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Relena: *begins lecturing the tootsie pop on how fighting is wrong*

Trunks: Just give me a number!

Relena: Eating it would be wrong, because that would not be peace with the tootsie pop!

Trunks: Eat the damn thing!

Relena: *continues lecturing*

Trunks: *mumbles* bitch...

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Trunks: Heero, how many licks does it take blah blah blah. You get the drill..

Heero: *thinks that Relena has touched the tootsie pop* Omae o korosu

Trunks: Wha-

Heero: *shoots tootsie pop*

Duo: Noooooo!! How could you?! *sniff* You killed it..

Heero: ...

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Trunks: Trowa, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Trowa: ...

Trunks: Trowa?...

Trowa: ...

Trunks: ...
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Trunks: Dorothy, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Dorothy: *accidently hits the tootsie pop with her eyebrows, breaking it* Oops..

Trunks: Can we get another tootsie pop out here?

Dorothy: Prepare to die!

Trunks: Ahhh! *runs from Dorothy's eyebrows*
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Trunks: Quatre, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Quatre: *picks candy up and licks it*

[2 hours later]

Trunks: *snore*

Quatre: 2031.

Trunks: Huh?
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Trunks: Une, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Une: *puts the tootsie pop and silver platter and takes it to Treize*

Trunks: ...Memo to self...Next time, select differen't cast..

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Trunks: Zechs, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Zechs: *eats candy and then starts to fly* BIRD MAN!!!

Trunks: Deffiently need to pick a differen't cast..

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Trunks: Treize, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Treize: *finishing off the tootsie pop that Une brought him* 300.

Trunks: But Quatre said that it took 2031.

Une: *gets out huge hammer* M.R. TREIZE IS NEVER WRONG!

Trunks: AHHHH!!! *runs from Une*

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Trunks: Hilde, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Hilde: I don't know.

Trunks: o_O;


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Trunks: Yes, next time I will get a new cast..One that is more efficient! Where are
Heero and Duo?

Quatre: *looks at closet* You don't want to know.


Wufei: *gets nosebleed*

Trunks: I have the sudden urge to write yaoi..

Wufei: *runs out to get tissues*

Trowa: ...

Trunks: Say goodnight, everyone!

Quatre: Good night!

Trowa: ...