A young couple was sitting at a table in the busy coffee shop in a small town. The man picked up his cup to take a sip of his coffee, noticing it had gone cold while they had been talking. He flagged down the server, a tall young man with dark hair came over.
"Can I help you?" asked the server.
"Yes, my coffee has gotten cold. Could I get it re-heated please?" the customer asked.
"Sure. I'll take care of that for you." The server took the cup from the man and stared at the cup in what could only be a glare of pure rage.
To the surprise of the two customers, steam began to rise out of the cup. The server then handed the cup back to the dumbfounded customer.
Taking the cup back, the man could feel the coffee was extremely hot again. "How did you do that?" he asked incredulously.
"Easy, I heated it with my rage." responded the server.
"Who are you?" asked the man in disbelief.
"Norris. Chuck Norris." answered the mysterious young man.
With that, Clark Kent turned and walked into the back of the Talon, and burst into gales of laughter having played another round of his favorite game. Shock the tourist.