When we last left off, our hero had destroyed the evil lair of the Burger King. He walked home. When he goit home he saw a shadow in his computer room. Precious!1 The shadow stole his computer and jumped out the window. wtf he said. He went to the kitchen to get some water in his distress.
While he was chugging, he was contacted by the ghost of Jim. Emile, you must upload more videos because I want to se more.
But I computers weas stolen how do I upload if I has no computer because I can not record without a computer or render without a computer or record without a computer so I can not upload without a computer! emile said
I know that, but it may be hard. You have to trust me.
No! oh fine I guess I ll go get it back. Who stole it.
The most evilest person in the universe besides the Burger King. He goes by the name of steve, I ve heard he s a trooper.
Okay, but where is this Steve
He is in the darkest depths of the volcano, Mt St Lava!
Okay so I have to go to Mt Lava?
No
But!
No, you have to find the chaos emerals before you take on Mt Tim. Plus you must be at least level 2.
Fine Emil grabbed his coat and his cat, and then headed hout to find his computer. He headed down the road and into the forest, hoping to find his buddy sephy to help him on his quest.
Emile went to sephy s cabin on the opposite edge of the forest. He kocked on the door and sephy answered it. Sephy was missing his shirt, and he was like Now is not a good time and slammed the door. Emile went to the side of the house and looked into the window. He saw sephy and a blonde fanboy kissing on a toilet. Ya know, IN ThE BATHHROOMg! Cloud removed his giant sword from it s holster, and that s when emile looked away because he didn t want to get emotionally scared. He fell awake.
The next week, emile woke up to sephy poking him with his sword. What was that for? Emile yelled at sephy.
Wake up! He said. Its time to wake up and meet my new lover, his name is cloud, and he is the bestest guy ive ever meet.
This was surprising to emile because he didn t know that sephy wast straight! Sephy dragged him from the ground and into the bathroom to show off his Cloud. But Cloud was not there was not there. There was just Winnie the Pooh sitting in the bathtub.
Who aren t you and wahat are you doing here? sephy yelled ant Winnie.
I am Winnie the Pooh, and I am here for revenge, for I was CLOUD!
Sephy gasped. No! But we went all the way! It s not possible! WHY! WHY!
Because, Pooh said YOU KILLED MY FATHER Emile was taken aback by this entire event. He seemsed to have wandered into a dangerous situation and now wanted to help sephy. Just then pohh started charging up energy. His hair started spiking up and eyes stated glowing. He was now SUPER SAIYAN POOH 8!
Oh yeah! Well take this! Sephy then went all supersaiyan 10 on the fat bear s ass and then called it a day.
The next morning, emile and sephy dumped pooh s body down the well so the law couldn t blaam them. So, sephy asked. why did you come here?/?
Oh yeah. Said emile I wanted to help but then I remembered the chaos emeralds. Do you know of them?
I dont but I know of someone who could help His name is egad and he is a professional at the lab. So emile packed and sephy packed and pooh stayed in the well, and the two went off to find egad. It just so happened that the lab was actually a flying lab, which happened to be hovering over sephy s cabin. But how was emile gonna get up?
The two eventually decided that it would be best if sephy just threw emile up there and so he did but emile landed on his feet and bruised his knees. Hard.
