disclaimer: harry potter doesn't belong to me neither does lil romeo..thank god!

Mary-Sue the sickengly perfect girl 

By Joanne Moran

There was once a beautiful, intelligent, glamorous, prettiful, perfect.....well there was once a mary-sue. Every boy that lay his eyes on her would instantly fall in love with her.

One day Mary-sue was walking outside hogwarts her sickengly perfect hair blew softly in the breeze as she walked her perfect walk near the lake When all of a sudden Colin creevy jumped out from behind a tree and started taking photos of her "Wow, i finally can take pictures of mary-sue and tell everyone she is my girlfriend, then i shall become popular! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Eww! You unperfect boy! How dare you even try and take photos of my perfect self!" her beautiful voice shouted out. She quickly got out her wand and said "Dissapearus Creevious!" and with that Colin disappeared into thin air.

Mary-sue then skipped on happily but then she came across Ronald Weasly who immediately had a crusty amount of drool forming around his mouth, "Hi Mary-Sue! If you wanna go out with a sex god like me i would drop hermione in an instance!"

"Eww!" Mary-sue said looking at the crustiness also known as his face and she got out her wand once again and said "Ronus Be gonus!" and immediately Ron Disappeared.

Mary-sue then continued to skip on until she realised there wasn't another boy around for miles."Oh poo now there isn't anyone to gawp at my natural beauty!" she pouted. "I know!" and with that she got out her wand and said clearly. "Romeous come hereous!" and as soon as those words came out of her pink glossed lips Lil Romeo appeared out of thin air.

"What the hell dawg? I swear i was just looking in the mirror saying how amazingly gorgeous i am! Wow dawg! Your totally buffness!" he said to mary-sue.

"HeeHee. I know i am you really don't need to tell me about my perfect self" she said.

Then all of a sudden Draco Malfoy appeared out of nowhere, looking like a retarded 50 cent. Bandanna round his head, clothes 10000x to big for him and black sunglasses.

"Yo dawg! Why yatryin to make moves on my boo! Ya best back up fool or I'll give ya two shots wit da glocks in da dome." Draco said uncharacteristically.

"You need to crack yo punk ass back to the burbs white boy, you aint got nuttin on me! Dis dolls mine yo! and u aint gunna take her away!" lil romeo shouted back at him.

The two boys then insued in a horrid wrestling match over mary-sue.

Draco was incredibly close to winning the fight when a loud pop was heard and Colin creevy, Ron Weasly and intrestingly enough Crabbe and Goyle landed on top of Draco and Lil Romeo with a loud squelch.

Although Goyle fell slightly off target and managed to land on top of the sickengly perfect Mary-Sue thus killing her and ending all Mary-Sues forever.......Hopefully.

The End.

What did you think?????

I dunno if its any good, i dunno if you'll like it either but please read and review.

Btw if you ever read this Helen (HiGh On CoOkIeS) I apologise for killing Lil Romeo although i am happy i did :D. And Im also sorry to you and your cousin MC (Cookie Junkie) if you feel I'm copying you coz I'm not!