A/N: Hey guys! Anyway I got bored when I was half of sleep reading Joker fanfics and puking my guts out last night ( The flu....ughh!) And had a idea for a twilight story....I know weird right? Anywhoos heres the idea (Not a chapter) but if I stole I didnt mean to and I never a read a fanfic like this so yeah:

Disclaimer: If I owned twilight I would be rich and would find a cure for the flu cause it sucks A LOT! And I would know I have it right now.... But alas I do not, also I do not own Robert Pattinson, and do not really want to.... I only want the Joker...-sigh- On with the Story!


Okay so it's during twilight, Bella moved there and stuffs, but what would happen if Rob Pattinson moved there to get away from the press and stuffs? Its the same twilight with twists, Rob Pattinson is competing with Edward Cullen -shocked gasps- to win Bella Swans' affections! Who will she choose? Who wants her the most? What does popcorn have to do with this?! Absolutely nothing! Anyway on with the out bursts. How far will both of them go to win? What part does Jacob take? What does a marriage proposal have to do with this?! Muwahhhwahhwahh you'll just have to review and tell me if I should continue to find out.....


Gerald says hi to the people who read Bella and Edward go to Bikini Bottom , so yeah if anyone has any suggestions on this story review, also if they read any good Joker fanfics share please...hehehe... anyway I'm getting off topic if you want to see this story come to life by yours turly -points thumb in chest- then tell me so, if not tell me too cause I wont unless someone wants me to.... Also I dont really like rob pattinson a lot, since my Joker obsession kicked in, I used to be obsessed with Rob/Edward......eh not rly anymore though, only the Joker -sighs dreamily- Oi! Its dinner time I gots to go, bye and remember press that magical button that says review...it almost rhymes...hehehe -Joker Laugh-