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One quiet morning I decided to write a story about my life. I only finished one sentence and already know my life sucks. My sentence started

'My mother gave birth to me and my brother'. Yeah, I have a twin brother, he really sucks because as we got older he would destroy all of my toys and laugh in my face like that shit was funny, which it wasn't and I would go tell Mommy and she tells me 'your brother didn't do that, he knows how much you love your toys.

' Then I would tell her 'so you think I broke it?' And she would nod. I hate the fact she doesn't believe me, and the way she tells me my brother knew I loved my toys, she said the answer right through her teeth. Destroying something I love gives him a better reason why he breaks it. I went over to Daddy, who is always drunk all the time, I don't know why, but he just is.

Mommy always tell him to not drink, because it wasn't good for him but he always snap back at her saying that she isn't the boss of him, which is true since he's older than her by two seconds, and they share the same birthday, the same hospital they were born at and pretty much they always hang out with each other because their parents are good friends.

It was like they were meant for each other or something. Anyways I would complain about my toy. I always forget, no matter how many times I try to remember but I don't, that he always tell me to get the fuck out of his face. I love my father but one day I going to tell him how I felt about that. So, my brother never got in trouble for anything he does to me.

But somehow I get in trouble for the things he did, for example my Mother was reading me and my brother a bed time story and I was already fast asleep, but my brother hates bedtime stories so he would pretend he's sleeping and waited for Mom to turn the light off to throw a pillow full of rocks at her. She immediately ran up to me and slapped me really hard on the face.

Later I realized the reason why she did that because my brother took my pillow and chuck it at her. Wonderful...So here I am at college sharing a room with an awesome roomate who seems to have the enjoyment of giving me heartattacks. Like that one time he invited me to watch the sunset, biggest mistake I ever did.

I really like sunsets so I foolishly accepted his offer. And for my forgetful behavior, I was, still is, unaware of his little tricks. He told me to bring a helmet and I was a little curious about that but I didn't care, I'm going to watch a freaking sunset. So we reached this totally high up cliff to look at the orange, pink, purple mess in the sky.

I was fascinated at the view until my friend, Cuddles told me the step on his skateboard. Unfortunately, I wasn't paying attention to why he wanted me to be on his skateboard, until he violently pushed me off the cliff hurdling to my death. But I didn't die, sadly. I guess this town is cursed or something, because no matter how many times one would die we just can't escape, at all...we're trapped.

The next day he said he wanted me to test something, I guess he wanted to test how fast I can die, what a jerk. So as I was writing my novel when my friend Cuddles kicked the door down scaring me half to death. He was pulling some sort of body bag in the room. "What is that?" I said. He continued to pull the thing in the room. "Whatever you do, do not open this bag!"he said to me while stuffing it in the closet.

He jumped on his bed and took out a book, I was totally shocked because he never held up a book before, ever! I surprised he's on college now, who knows why he's here. I nodded and went back to my sucky life story book. I saw that there was a mark all over the page and I was mad at Cuddles who caused this to happen, it was his fault. I crumbled it up and threw it away.

Then out of no where the police bust in here like nobody's business and started to search the room. "Where's the body?"yelled the police man. I have no idea why this dude is yelling in my face like I was deaf or something so I covered my ears. "Geez if your looking for a body look in there, my friend Cuddles here threw a body bag in the closet." I said as Cuddles slapped his face.

I opened the closet and the bag fell out I sorta opened it and a girl crawled out desperate for air. I quickly realized she was my mean, but nice to others, friend Cuddles' friend Petunia. She looked terrible and her face was bruised badly. I wondered what happened to her for like a week now, but before I could ask the police man kicked me to the floor and put metal cuffs around my wrists.

"I didn't do it I'm innocent I tell ya!" I would yell but they carried me out the room and Cuddles followed behind. I looked at Cuddles and he had a very angry look on his face, I never seen anyone so angry before. Maybe if I talk to him he would lighten up and probably ask him why are we going to jail.

I turned around and gave him a great big smile then he shoved the policeman behind him and was coming my way, but the policemen grabbed him before he even go to me. I wondered what was that all about, was he trying to escape or give me a high five or something, whatever it was it will be saved for tomorrow.

When we went in the car the men placed a divider between me and Cuddles, probably to prevent us from having a conversation. The divider was clear so I waved to him trying to make him smile but he just gave me a long glare...a really long glare...I stopped smiling at him after a while and I finally get it.

He is mad at me for something that was his fault. So the nice men sent us to court to talk about what have 'we' done, I didn't remember any 'we' it was Cuddles' fault and not mine because all I was did was revealed the body nothing more.

So what, now being a good deed citizen a crime now, which explains why the crime problem increased this every five minutes these two twins, that remind me of my brother and I would beat me up for my money I was recieved after surviving the war. This is the thanks I get for saving their asses, I can assure you it won't happen again.

So me and Cuddles was sent in a white pillowed room and had to have a white jacket that wraps around our body so we won't move your arms around. I think they sent us here because Petunia said something weird like we tried to kill her slowly while locking her six feet below the earth and when she dies eventually we would skin her and eat her insides.

And her other friend lied and said she saw the whole thing, that bitch would lie for her anytime. Honestly I would never eat another human being because one they look gross and two that's cannibalism, yep definitely...oh...I see why we're here now...I decided to talk to Cuddles who has these dark marks under both of his eyes as if he didn't sleep for years.

Probably if he stops staring at me ferociously like that maybe he would look happier and less scary. He didn't answer me when I said 'what's up'. He snapped back at me saying 'shut the fuck up'. Something about him reminds me of my father.

So I sat comfortably on my pillow and looked around, there wasn't much to look at, it was just white like snow and the clouds. I remember that one time when it was snowing, me and this girl Flaky was enjoying how pretty it was. She once told me she was a vampire, and I didn't believe her so I was like: "A vampire? Nice story Flaky."

But the problem was, that when I held her hand because she said so she took a big munch out of my hand, I started to jump up and down and scream loudly saying: "Ahh! Oh my god, oh my god! Put it back! Arghh! Put it back please!" I begged she only laughed at me and the next thing I remember is waking up at the hospital.

"Dammit, I died again, this is worst than those goddamn video games they have out!" After that day I vowed I wouldn't see that psycho bitch ever again, but I forgot the next time we met to have lunch she apologized to me for halfway eating me or whatever. She never dies so she remember that better than I can.

So she said her sorry then immediately bit my arm off. "Oh my fucking god! I'm dying, again! Ahhh! Not again, it hurts! Why would you apologize then bite me again!" I would yelled, but then again she fed on my dismembered arm and watched me die instead of informing a doctor or something. I think she's more of a monster than a vampire.

So eventually my terrible memories disappeared and I heard someone called my name. "Flippy, your lawyer wants you."said Mole. "I have a lawyer? Who is it?" I said but he motioned me to come his way. I stood up with my feet and noticed Cuddles had escaped while I was daydreaming. I went to the hallway following Mole.

I looked in every room and saw very strange activity going on in there like I saw a maniac yelling and screaming, banging on the walls, begging for candy. I went closer to the window and saw that it was my friend Nutty, well he isn't exactly my friend because he was always too crazy to talk to. I waved and smiled at him.

"Hi Nutty! Hey, Nutty! Its me! Flippy, your fr- your associate! I like your white jacket I have one too! I don't know why I have one but I understand why you have one." I said excitedly, unaware that the man is far ahead of me now.

I tapped on the glass, ignoring a huge sign, written in red: Don't Tap On Glass. Nutty slammed against the window, scaring the crap out of me. He started to laugh and mumble words very quickly. I never knew what he was saying all the time because all he does is talk fast and confuse me.

Something tells me that he want to kill me for some reason. Maybe because I probably, maybe, sorta, kinda destroyed his bottomless stash of candy by throwing a grenade, my brother send me, at his hiding place. I didn't know it would explode who knew grenades explode, not me.

My brother went to war the second time, I didn't want to go because I accidentally killed my friends in action and grew into depression and developed a disorder or something. I don't remember how the disorder worked I only know when I snap out of it people are dead or I wake up at the hospital because I was dead afterwards.

I think my brother got a killing problem because whenever he would visit here he would go on a killing spree to make me sad or something, but it never works because I don't give a shit. Everybody always would yell at me for doing things that wasn't my fault, maybe. But I pretend to sob so he won't kill me too.

So, like, last Summer he and Nutty took me out to a lake because they knew I was afraid of water and fishing bores me to death. Later that day they told me to look at the Sunset, which I love and pushed me in the water. I hate it when they do that to me, I was tricked by Flaky too so she could eat my arm again. I learned how to swim that day.

I thanked them after I returned to the town three months later. I told Cuddles where I was and what happened. I also told him they taught me how to swim, but Cuddles said he don't think they were trying to teach me how to swim. I thought, what else were they trying to do, drown me? I also was received a letter from my brother about how much he hates me.

It started off: Dear Flippy, I hate you a lot because..." I really didn't want to finish reading for three reasons: one his writing is terrible, two he filled the paper with names and curses all over in red, and three who wants to read a hate letter from your brother. I never did that to him. He starting to make me think he was trying to drown me that one time.

Ohhh, I guess they were...oh well I learned how to swim that's all that matters. I tried to find out where that guy went until I saw Flaky with her sexy lawyer suit...wait a minute...lawyer suit?! "Flaky, why are you wearing that, let alone why are you here?" I said. She whipped her hair and continued to sign whatever she was signing. I groaned sadly, I hate it when Flaky come around, because she's crazy.

All she does is follow me and eat my dead body. I die more than everyone else because of her. She handed Mole the clipboard and went my way. I backed away from her until somebody tapped me. I jumped out of my skin and ran around the room like crazy. Then I hit my head against a table and became out cold.

I wake up and see Flaky over me pumping my chest and listening to my heart. I jump up and gasped. "He's alive!"said Flaky. I felt my head and groaned. She held her hand out but I hesitated because she eats hands. But the policeman told me to get her hand. I whined continuously as I gripped her soft, but cold hands. She led me to the court room and Lumpy was a judge again.

After fighting for me to be not guilty it didn't exactly happened. The judge released me and sent me to another jail cell, because he said I let Cuddles run away. Why is that when Cuddles do something I get in trouble. Maybe Cuddles is my brother in disguise. After my sentence became angry and I blacked out. I woke up again and saw dead bodies around.

I shrugged and tip-toed out the court and went back to my college room to find my brother sitting on my bed. He was messing my side of the room up so Cuddles could yell at me and make me angry to find him dead when I snap back. I slammed the door shut so he knows I'm here. He jumped off my bed and glared at me, pretty much his glare matched Cuddles perfectly, hmm

. "Why are you here, aren't you suppose to be at war?" I said. He rolled his eyes then saw my white jacket still around me. "Aren't you suppose to be at the mental asylum?"he said to me. "Okay touche but get out! When Cuddles come back he would be mad at me for inviting strangers...I mean families." I told him.

He raised an eyebrow and chuckled. "So I'm a stranger to you now?"he said. I felt guilty but at the same time I don't because it could be a trick everybody always would trick me so cleverly, but I gave in and decided to let him stay. My brother came back with the same disorder as me, I don't know how twin blood or something. I guess its fine, what could possibly go wrong?

REVIEW! LOL! I WILL PERSONALLY TELL YOU MY FAVORITE PARTS ARE THE CUDDLES AND THE CLIFF PART AND WHEN FLIPPY THOUGHT THEY WERE TEACHING HIM HOW TO 'SWIM' LOL! HOPE YOU ENJOYED, STAY TUNED! SMILE :D