Hola Munk Fans! This is the first one shot of a few I have in mind, so I hope you enjoy. I came up with this one shot when I watched the trailer for the Squeakuel and the munks were in the blender thing:P
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you haven't read my story Alvin and the chipmunks meet the Chipettes, then you probably won't know who Padamay is. Padamay is Dave's niece that moves next to Dave with the Chipettes. She's a teenager, by the way.
So...that's all you really need to know, I guess. If you have any questions just message me!
And...here we go!
I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks
One Shot #1-The mysterious chirping noise
Padamay sighed as she flipped idly through the channels on her Uncle Dave's TV. She was really wondering what she had done in a past life to have such a punishment. Why was she always stuck baby-sitting the devil-spawned chipmunks on Saturday night? Okay, maybe that it was the fact that she let Alvin steer Dave's car one time and it drove straight through his kitchen. Was it really such a biggy?
She guessed it wasn't such a bad punishment. She still had her phone, laptop, TV, etc. The chipmunks had been punished with not being able to be out of the house for almost a month, the same amount of time she was put on Saturday night restriction. Padamay thought that was a little harsh, so she let the chipettes stay with the munks.
Speaking of the munks...where were they? Where were the chipettes?
Padamay glanced over her shoulder as she heard something hit the floor. "Guys? You okay?" She asked slightly on guard. When she got no answer she groaned and got up from her spot on the couch.
She walked slowly into the kitchen, eyes narrowing. She looked to the left, towards the back door. It hadn't been open, so she wouldn't have to run around L.A looking for them, that was reliving. Before she could look to the right she heard something...spinning?
"You spin me right round, baby, right round,"
She whirled around the the kitchen counter to see the munks spinning around in the blender type thing with a bowl shape on top. The chipmunks were inside it. Padamay chuckled, crossed her arms and raised an eye brow. "Guys?"
"Like a record baby, rightroundrightround," The bowl began to increase in speed tremendously and Padamay's eyes widened. "Oh junk-"
The three chipmunks all flew out yelling and hurdling like rockets. Padamay had to duck down to a crouch so she wouldn't get hit by one. Luckily, an arraignment of pots and pans were alined on a holder connected to the ceiling and the chipmunks all landed on them, unharmed.
Padamay sighed in relief as she stood back up. "Whoa." Alvin said as he shook his head, fur sticking out everywhere. "Let's do it again!"
"Let's not," Padamay said, and they all turned to her as if they didn't know she had been there. "Oh hey Pad, how long you been standing there?"
"Long enough," She replied, brushing herself off. She glanced around the kitchen. "Hey, where'd the girls go?"
The munks looked around like she did. Alvin turned around in a complete circle, then scratched his furry head. "I-"
Without warning, a cabinet door flew open. The chipettes landed on the counter, and Padamay, along with the munks, all cringed as each one landed. Padamay had shut her eyes, and she peeped them open when the falling stopped.
The chipettes had landed on a bag of cheese balls they had taken from the cabinet. Eleanor popped up from the opening of the bag, cheese covering her mouth. "Found them," She announced.
"Sweet!" Theodore said as he, and the others, began to devourer the junk food. Padamay chuckled and began to walk away. "You want some Padamay?" Brittany called. "Nah, I'm good. I'd rather like to stay rabid free, thank you very much."
"But you live with three chipmunks."
"Well I just got my rabies shot, and I do not want to get another one any time soon!" She snapped.
"I told the witch doctor," Alvin began to sing smirking at Padamay. The floor almost melted under the ticked off human girl's feet as she stomped off.
Later on that night, the chipmunks and chipettes had decided to take residence on the couch. Jeanette had her head up against Simon's, and Theodore and Eleanor had a candy bar in between them. Brittany was curled up in deep sleep.
However, Alvin, was laying upside down, mouth hanging open, snoring loudly, whip cream all over his face from the waffles they had for dinner.
Padamay smirked and snapped a picture with her phone. That was going on Myspace.
When she had gone to sleep, a small sound kept playing over and over somewhere around the house. It was a small noise with no emphasis on it what so ever, but it ticked so continuously that it made the house awake.
The house was filled with annoyed sleepy groans. "What is that?" Simon asked, rubbing his eyes. Padamay shrugged as she turned a lamp on and rubbed her own eyes. The chipettes and the other munks followed, groaning and growling at being awakened.
"Alright," Alvin said standing up on the couch. "Who wants to die?"
"It's not one of us Alvin," Theodore said shaking his head, eyes droopy. He looked at Padamay. "Is it Dave?"
"No," She replied. "He's not back from his date yet." She stood up, and looked around. She heard nothing.
Brittany sighed, snuggling up next to Alvin. "It probably wasn't anything, jus' go back ta' sleep." She muttered.
"Sense when are you the level headed one?" Alvin asked with a raised eyebrow.
Padamay shrugged and yawned loudly. "She's probably right, let's just try to get some sleep. Maybe it was a car or something." Everyone agreed, and the lights went out again, along with everyone else.
Then it started up again.
More groans of anger now as Padamay turned the lights back on. "Alright, now I'm mad," Brittany announced as she stood up groggy. Everyone stood up as well, looking around the room, slightly cautious.
Jeanette's ear twitched. "It sounds like a...cricket?"
"A cricket...inside the house?" Padamay asked her friend who could hear a million times better than her. Jeanette, along with the other munks, nodded. "Hmm," The human said, trying to follow the noise.
"Uh, Padamay?"
She looked back at Alvin, who was smiling tiredly. "What?"
"Where are you going?"
"To look for the cricket," She said obviously.
"Your..going the wrong way." Padamay sighed with frustration. "Well why don't you all get your furry little tails and help me out, hmm? That way we can get back in bed, alright?" They agreed and scurried towards the sound. The chipmunks and chipettes all nose down to the floor reminded Padamay of police dogs. She held back a laugh to let them focus.
They trailed around the house for about ten minuets and the sound never subsided.
"Ugh!" Brittany groaned putting her hands on her hips. "It keeps moving!"
"Maybe we should split then," Simon suggested. "Go all around the house." No one noticed Alvin walking away towards Dave's room.
"Well we need some way to communicate and not be yelling across the house..." Padamay trailed off as Alvin came out of Dave's room, four walky-talkys in his arms. "And Dave has these why?" Padamay asked turning her's on.
Alvin shrugged. "We're on restriction from them. We made the chh sound to much and Dave blew off on us."
"On you," Simon and Theodore corrected.
Alvin shot them a glare. "But this is an emergency and I highly doubt Dave would care." He then snapped his fingers. "Dudes, we gotta have Ammo!"
"Ammo?"
"You can't kill a cricket without something to kill it with!"
"Oh yeah," Everyone replied.
--
"I'm really starting to wonder where Dave get's all this junk," Padamay muttered as she pulled the black jumpsuit on she found in one of Dave's drawers for blending into the dark house. "I mean a jumpsuit?"
"Dave was a ninja for Halloween last year," Simon said as he filled up his marshmallow shooter. "So were we." He gestured at himself and his brother's who had the identical suits on.
"Luckily," Alvin said zipping his suit up. "Dave being his forgetful self, he accidentally bought six chipmunk sized suits." He glanced over at the chipettes in their suits. Padamay laughed. "I think they were Chihuahua costumes Alvin, hate to break it to you."
Alvin held up a finger as the annoying noise began to start again. "Alright," He said loading up his water gun. "This," He squirted the gun for a dramatic effect. "Is war."
--
Theodore and Eleanor rounded a corner swiftly, sliding on their bellies as they hit behind a chair. Eleanor turned her walky on and announced in a whisper, "Anyone got anything?"
"Nothing yet," Padamay announced.
"Zilch," Simon said.
"Guys! I think I got something!" Everyone froze, waiting for Alvin to say something else. He groaned. "Never mind, I stepped on a bath duck."
"Alvin," Simon scolded, his voice in a growl.
Suddenly a small sound made Theodore's ear twitch. "Shh, guys, hang on a sec," He gestured for Eleanor to follow him and she nodded. They both army crawled to the side of the chair, and got their weapons ready, which was pop rocks and hairspray that had got from Padamay's purse.
"Ready?" Theodore whispered, and Eleanor nodded, pop rocks in hand. They both jumped out at the same time, eyes darting everywhere around the living room.
They saw nothing, and looked around the room nervously. "Is it a ghost?" Eleanor asked. Theodore was shaking as he heard the sound again.
The fan was on, and the wind was pushing the blinds up against the window. They both sighed in relief. "False alarm guys," Theodore said. "Keep searching."
--
Jeanette and Simon jumped from window seal to window seal, as quiet as church mice. Simon stopped jumping in mid air when he heard the noise. "Whoa!" He heard Jeanette say alarmed as she jumped, hitting him and both of them falling on the floor.
Simon groaned and rubbed his head. "Sorry Jean," He whispered helping her up gently. She nodded, and they both flexed their ears, listening harder. When the chirping repeated itself, the two munks dashed towards it.
Marsh mellow shooter in hand, Simon loaded it. They were at the beginning of a very dark hallway, and the chirping was at the end. The tiny couple glanced nervously at each other as they slowly ascended down the hallway.
The chirping got louder as they got farther, and they were almost at the end and then they stopped. Simon aimed the shooter.
Suddenly a car went buy, headlights flashing a bit of light and they screamed. A quick outline of something huge and furry was seen, and Simon shot at it. They waited anxiously, and another car's light's reviled that it was only a teddy bear.
Simon sighed and whipped the sweat from his forehead. He chuckled slightly embarrassed and Jeanette, who had been just as shook up as him.
Then the chirping started again.
The cricket jumped out at them, making Simon and Jeanette scream in alarm and they both fell back hard on their tails. Jeanette snatched the walky up. "Guys! We got a visual!"
Alvin and Brittany were the first to respond to Jeanette and Simon's call. "Smart munks, this is hot munks, over," There was static on the other line before an answer. "Alvin, open the front door! That's where it's going!" Alvin and Brittany complied and ran over to the door.
"Wait," Brittany said staring up at the door knob. "We're six inch chipmunks! We can't get up there!" She snatched the walky out of Alvin's paws. "Padamay?"
"Yo, yo, who died?" Padamay replied. "I heard screaming." Theodore and Eleanor came from the living room, skeptical looks on their faces. Without warning, a mini mash mellow planted Alvin in the face.
"OW!" He yelled as he fell back. He growled, and shot the water gun into the darkness. "OW!" Was the reply the got from Simon who had been shot in the eye. Alvin, Brittany, Eleanor, and Theodore all ran over to them, and were surprised by the cricket that jumped out at them.
They all yelled as it made a run for the closed door. Padamay hurried from the kitchen and threw syrup at it, then she opened the door. Everyone else began firing their weapons.
--
Dave sighed peacefully as he parked his car in the drive way. He had a great, none-chipmunk date with Clair for once. They had went to a nice restaurant, had wonderful food, and that hard hardly been any traffic on his way home.
He smiled and sighed again as he stepped out, a nice cool breeze welcoming him home. He walked with a little skip in his step at how good his night had been going. "Ooh to the eh the ooh the ah ah to the ting to the tang the walla walla bing bang," He sang joyfully to himself as he got his key's out of his pocket. He spun once in a circle as he danced his way to the front door. He dropped his keys and he chuckled. "Dropped my keys," He said obviously to himself.
When he bent down, the door flew open. Dave looked up, and..was it a...cricket, that landed on his nose? He crossed his eyes to look at it, and it chirped once before jumping into the bushes. Dave looked back into the house.
"FIRE!" Alvin yelled.
Dave was attacked with hairspray in his eyes, water being shot in his mouth, pop rocks hitting his head, syrup drenching his hair, and mash mellows hitting him and falling into his jacket and shirt.
He fell back on the hard cement ground, waving his hands trying to get the random ammo being shot at him. "Stop! STOP!" Dave yelled, chocking on water as it continued to squirt him. When it all stopped, Dave was covered in gunk. He sat up slowly, eyes squinting before he rubbed them with sticky hands. He glared at the chipmunks, chipettes, and his niece.
"You guys hear that?" Alvin whispered.
Everyone, including Dave, listened.
"No, I don't hear anything." Padamay said with a slightly raised eyebrow.
Alvin dropped his gun with a dreamy smile. "Exactly!"
"AAALLLLVVVVVIIIINNN!!"
Songs used: Right Round-(Squeakuel Album Version) / Witchdoctor-Alvin and the Chipmunks