A/N: I thought I'd have a little fun with Sun Ce's manliness…
Title: The Secret Life of Sun Ce
Chapter Rating: T
Chapter Warnings: OOC, cross-dressing
Disclaimer: I don't own any Dynasty Warriors character
Beta: I'll up the beta version later
"Does this make my butt look big?"
Zhou Yu glanced up from where he was polishing his sword to watch Sun Ce twirl around for him in the dancers garb he stole a couple years back, "I say the same thing every time, your butt is fine." Sun Ce pouted and twirled to his vanity. Zhou Yu smiled ever since they were kids Sun Ce would steal women's clothing and model for him. Every time he'd ask if his butt was big and every time he'd answer with the same thing, this was their secret life.