(A/N This is my first Fanfic ! Please R&R!
Most of them where made by me! Except the ones that you have seen before.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight (I wish I did!) nor The Chronicles Of Narnia!
Things Emmet is Not Allowed to do…
1. Eat Chocolate.
2. Drinl energizing drinks.
3. Emmett is not allowed to eat human food period.
4. Eat dog food.
5. Eat cat food.
6. Emmett is not allowed to eat or drink anything except for animal's blood.
7. Sing –along to Madonna's songs.
8. Sing -along to Barney's theme song.
9. Emmett is not allowed to sing period.
10. Picture Jacob naked while Edward is passing by.
11. Telling (while thinking) Edward that Nessie showed him that thought.
12. Tell Nessie that she is sexy in front of Rosalie
13. and in front of Jacob.
14. And especially while Edward is passing by.
15. Start a bonfire with Alice's new clothes.
16, Stuff Edward's car with all his CDs.
17. Throw Edwards car into the bonfire.
18. Then claim to have entered Narnia through Alice's closet.
when Alice enters the closet and realizes her new clothes are missing.
20. Laugh when Alice sees the bonfire.
21. Laugh hard when Edward find out about his car and CDs.
22. Laugh even harder when Alice, Edward, and Esme are scolding him.
23. Tease Edward about his "virtue".
24. Tease Bella about her sex life.
25. Tease Quil and Jacob about their "monkitude".
26. Make a life show named "That's So Emmet"
27. Discuss vampire life on the show.
28. Invite the Volturi to the show to discuss vampire laws.
29. Forget Rosalie and his' wedding anniversary.
30. Tell Rosalie that Nikki Reed is sexier than her.
WARNING: last two may cause World War 3!
"There that should do" said Rosalie.
"For Now…" said Jacob giving a low chuckle.
"Emmet do you have any questions about the list?" asked Alice
"Hell No!"
"Excuse me, what!?"
-Salute-"No Alice, Ma'm!"
"Better"
"That's My Frightening Little Monster."
"Yeah, whatever Emo Boy,
Your Stupid Little Boo is getting the heck out of me!"
"Rosalie, hand me the pen please."
"Sure, Here Jazz."
31. Emmett is not allowed to call Alice "Stupid Psychic Boo."
32. Nor is He allowed to call Jasper "Emo Boy."
33. Emmett is not allowed to call vampire, or humans, half vampires, and werewolves any name.
"That's all for now."
"Yeah I have to go do something important for tomorrow!"
-Emmet leaves room.
"Why did he leave in such a hurry?" asked Rosalie confused.
"He went to get you a gift."
"He just remembered didn't he?"
"Uh-huh."
"EMMET I AM SO KILLING YOU!!!"