Once apon a tim,
it was chrismass. And pimp saw sads. :( He didn'nt know if teh christsmas raindeers were come to his home. He said "I am upseted by" this sitution.
Then Santa was arrive. HOHOHOE. Said beard man. "LOLZ" yielded Dawnald. Sant brought tasty treat. It swa chawclate cookies. "This iz Delicioum!$" they sayed. Then slay ride to North Poll. "FUN!" Raindeers fly thru teh sky fast like jet. (Authors Note: Raindeers not fly in reel life. That just magics of Hollywood) They land on snow and elfs. Elfs sayeded "OWCH we are dead, just kidding, Hi Mr. Claws." Then they eated and later dyed of hippothermia.
Swa a sad day. Merry Christmass. TEH END.