Very Evil Wizards

by Jojo-Kii

Read these wonderful accusations of Death Eaters and He-who-must-not-be-named and laugh till your muscles ache.

1. Severus Snape

Very Evil Wizards

Name: Severus Snape

Also known as: Professor Snape, Greasy Head

Evil For: Eating innocent gummy bears

Biggest Enemy: Gummy Potter

2nd Biggest Enemy: Gummy Bear

Age: 169 months and 38 years

Victims: 131 red gummy bears

398 yellow gummy bears

991 green gummy bears

1687 red gummy Potters

2981 yellow gummy Potters

2197 green gummy Potters