Spongebob's band
Spongebob's band
Chapter 1: Getting the band together, Day 1
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Spongebob, or anything that may pop up during the story.
It was just a regular Monday morning; Spongebob woke up, and went to work at the Krusty Krab. When he got there though, there was a weird beat coming from the front order desk. Spongebob snuck up and noticed Squidward tapping a nice beat on some drums. It was at that point that Spongebob had the best idea of his life… form a band. "Squidward, you want to join my band?" Spongebob asked. Squidward started to laugh hysterically. "Wait you were serious?!" Squidward asked being completely puzzled. "Yeah, I've already wrote a song, it goes like this"
"OH!
My name is Spongebob and I like pie
It is very neat
(NEAT)
It tastes like chicken
If you add some pickles
But if you don't it smells--
How do you spell it?
I don't know
Cuz I'm a rocker
On my crack!
Yo!
It's spelt…
P I E
P I E
P I E
P I E!
PIE!
"Oh my god Spongebob that was… the best song in the world! It expresses feeling and shows that our bad sucks dick!" Squidward yelled.
"Okay Squidward, you will be our drummer. Then Patrick will play guitar, Gary will play bass, I will play the electric triangle!" Spongebob replied. "Who will be our singer?" Squidward asked curiously.
"ME!" Spongebob yelled happily. They both screamed like retards. "Get back to work!" Mr. Krabs yelled. So, they both went back to working on there stations.
That night Spongebob got Squidward, Patrick, and Gary together to explain there bands first assignment. They all had to write one song. (Except Spongebob since he already wrote some) so they left for home and started to make some lyrics for some songs.
The next morning they got together. "So Gary, how does your song go?" Spongebob asked. Gary cleared his voice and said (Like a person) my song is called MEOW…
Meow, Meow, Meow
I do that all day
It's getting very old
And it's very gay
I wish that I could stop it
At least a little bit
Cuz it makes me sound bad
This isn't very rad
I'm now--
Turning emo--
I'm now--
In pain
I feel
Alone!
Without
Any…one.
Meow, Meow, Meow
You can't stop me now
Meow, Meow, Meow
You can't stop me now
You can't stop me now
No
You can't stop me now!
Meow, Meow, Meow
I do that all day
It's getting very old
And it's very gay
It's very gay
Just--
Like--
Your--
Mom--
-ay--
Your Mom-ay!
YEAH!
"Good Job Gary, Patrick you're next" Spongebob said.
"Okay, Spongebob mine will be a number 1 hit! It is called … Patrick Star" Patrick replied.
I'm Patrick Star
I have a sword
I fight cactors
Because I'm bored
I like to ride
On chockaboes
It's better than
Having afros
And when I go
Into an Inn
15 seconds
It's day again
And I will use
A phoenix down
So when I die
I will not frown
Because I am Pat
My hair defies all gravity
And I can't have too much tobacco
Or I
Might get cavities!
I am Pat
I am Pat
I am Pat
I am Pat
PAT!
YA!
I have to go to the bathroom.
"Good Song Patrick, now you can go Squidward!" Spongebob said. "Finally! Well, first of all, I am deciding to go emo so this is my song…" Squidward replied.
E is for emotional ruins everybody's day
M is for Miserable people
O is for on the dark side
Cuz we have some fresh cookies
COOKIES!
WOO!
"That was my first song called… The emo song. This song is called… It's the devil." Squidward said confidently.
It's the devil, he's takin over us
It's the devil he wants to kill me
It's the devil, he's takin over us
It's the devil he's chasing after me
The devil's comin
People are running
There's no way to stop this madness
(to stop this madness, to stop this madness)
It's the devil he's takin over us
It's the devil please don't come after me
Oh no it's the devil so just run quickly
He's takin over us now we can't even see.
We've lost all hope
We're going crazy
If you look at my eyes you'll see the devil inside of me
It's the devil he's takin over us
It's the devil he wants to kill me
It's the devil he's takin over us
It's the devil he's chasing after me
(It's the devil)
He's dragging me with him
I don't have a choice
He's dragging me to hell
Oh no this sucks!
I see him now I thought he would be the last thing, I ever saw
But Somehow I got away
Only to here him say
(You die today) day -day -day -day
It's the devil, he's takin over us
It's the devil he wants to kill me
It's the devil, he's takin over us
It's the devil he's chasing after me
Yeah… me!
"Oh my god!" Spongebob yelled. "That was good!" "I wrote a song to… It is called it was you. I wrote this song for my ex-lover… Michael Jackson."
I never thought
That it would be you
To break
My heart
To pull me down into
The abyss
Of pain
But I guess
I was wrong
And right now
I'm wonderin'
Should I stay
Or should I go
It's a question
Even I don't know--
It was you
That broke my heart
It was you
Who tore me down
It was you
that betrayed-- our love!
I'm carrying
A broken heart
Even though
I won't need it anymore
Because you
Just ripped it out
Though I'm not dead
It just still hurts
It was you
That broke my heart
It was you
Who tore me down
It was you
that betrayed-- our love!
I can't
Get over you
You're truly amazing
You make me laugh
You make me smile
But most
Importantly
You make me
Me--
But
It was you
That broke my heart
It was you
Who tore me down
It was you
That betrayed
our love
It was you
It was you
It was you
It--
Was--
You--
"Okay… so lets rate all the songs, first let's review… MEOW, by Gary." Spongebob said enthusiastically.
Patrick: It made me pee my pants… it was hoffirific! YAY! I give it a 4/5!
Squidward: It made me wish I was still a virgin! It was so bad I wish I never would have done it with you! I give it a 0/5
Spongebob: That was… very sexy! I give it a 5/5! Next, we will rate Patrick's song.
Gary: Meow.
"Gary! That is inappropriate!" Spongebob yelled in the background.
Squidward: It showed very powerful emotion. It was great! 4/5
Spongebob: I like pie! And you! And not just as a friend! 5/5! Next, we will review Squidwards first song… the emo song!
Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow. -7/5
Patrick: I'm on the dark side too. Cuz… I did Winnie the Pooh. 3/5
Spongebob: Good. 3/5. Now, his second song.
Gary: Meow! (Fuck you) -2/5
Patrick: You have a big carrot! Sexy!! 5/5
Spongebob: The words suited you… it was very good! Now you can rate and review my song!
Gary: MEOW! 5/5!
Patrick: I knew you would write to Michael Jackson! That was awesome! 5/5
Squidward: That will be a number 6,001,060th hit! A…MA…ZING! 5/5
"So we got our first 6 songs… MEOW, Emo song, Patrick Star, It was you, It's the devil, and PIE." Spongebob said. So tomorrow we will make the next 6. But our first business… names. What should we call our band?" Spongebob said.
Patrick: The buttfaces!
Squidward: Amnesia and Vomit!
Gary: MEOW!
"You know, I'm starting to wonder if Gary can talk." Spongebob thought to himself.
Spongebob: I like the name the Poopsicles.
Patrick: Or even better… the buttfaces who make poopsicles have amnesia and say meow!
Gary: MEOW!
Patrick: Like that!
Squidward: That works fine.
Spongebob: Yeah, it's great what do you think of the name, Gary?
Gary: MEOW!
Spongebob smacks his forehead… "No, Gary. Yes, or no?"
"Oh… yes it's a great name." Gary actually replied. "UH! Well, Gary since you don't speak A MER ICAN we will just say you like it" Patrick replied disgustingly. "Next order of business, what type of music should we do?" Spongebob asked.
Squidward: Rock
Patrick: We're doing music?
Spongebob: Blues
Gary: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
"All right Gary, we'll take a pie break!" Spongebob yelled. After the break, they all decided to sing mainly rock music. And they already scheduled there first gig at the Krusty Krab. That gig was… tomorrow.
Preview for the next chapter
The band got together right away to head to there first gig, it was going to be huge! A lot of agents were watching and many other things like that ready to sign them. Plus, all the people in Bikini Bottom is gonna be there watching who they think will be the biggest band ever. Also, Michael Jackson was going to see if Spongebob was good enough to get back together! The buttfaces who make poopsicles have amnesia and say meow will make the biggest splash Bikini Bottom has ever had!
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Spongebob, I am glad I don't own Michael Jackson, and I own most of the plot line, but Spongebob and a band has popped up in the show before so it is only partly my idea.
Authors Note: I hope you liked Chapter 1, I am trying to have the longest Spongebob story on fan fiction. I do not think it is going to happen but… what the heck. If you have any funny lyrics for songs, it Spongebob and his band the buttfaces who make poopsicles have amnesia and say meow may sing your song in an up coming chapter. Also, if I really like it, I may put it on Y O U T U B E. I will contact you if I am planning on doing this though. Thank you for reading! PLEASE REVIEW! PLEASE FAVORITE!